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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......

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Judge not, lest ye be interviewed on Fox News By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 28, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Rudy Giuliani 27 Jokes  1 Videos

Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani, in a defense of his personal life, compared himself to the adulterous woman in the New Testament story. I can see it. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Lordy, Lordy By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 11, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Kathy Griffin 5 Jokes

Kathy Griffin was criticized for saying "Suck it, Jesus!" during her Emmy acceptance speech. A spokesperson for Griffin responded, "It was obviously a joke. Kathy is a comedian. Besides, everyone knows Jesus is a top." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Order Up By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 10, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic McDonald's 83 Jokes  1 Videos

UNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald's employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer's burger was too salty. City officials say the worker was charged because she served the burger "without regards to the well-being of anyone who might consume it." How did Ray Kroc get off scott-free all those years? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Japanese man wins air guitar championship By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 8, 2007 Category: Weird

Ochi Yosuke credits his success to years of formal air shamisen training. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bin Laden Urges Americans to Convert to Islam By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 7, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Islam 254 Jokes  4 Videos

Good luck with that one. I can't even get my family to try Indian food. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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I'm too sexy for my chair By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Sep 7, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Airport 444 Jokes  17 Videos

Hooters waitress Kyla Ebbert was asked to leave a Southwest Airlines flight because her mini skirt was considered too revealing. Ebbert, who is blond, explained her fashion choice: "I thought it would give me more leg room." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Deductive Reasoning, an example from today's news By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Aug 28, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

If US Poverty Rate Declines Significantly And US SAT Scores at Lowest Level Therefore Poverty Improves SAT Scores And, by extension Top Ramen Builds Brain Cells Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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No Great Shakes By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Aug 27, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Weed 221 Jokes  15 Videos

A magnitude 2.4 earthquake struck Berkeley, California early this morning, leaving hundreds of gallons of spilled bong water in its wake. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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How Stereotypes are Born: By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

A British woman trying to row across the Pacific has abandoned her efforts after capsizing her boat. She had attempted a three-point turn. Earlier this year an Asian woman abandoned a similar effort when she was unable to back the boat out of the dock. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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National Booty Call By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Russia 141 Jokes  2 Videos

Russia has found a way to fight the nation's birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and is giving couples time off from work to procreate. In related news, my boss said I could leave a little bit early on Friday so I can get a bikini wax. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: