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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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Just a little off the top By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 4, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

RIMONIM PRISON, Israel - Twelve years to the day he assassinated Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, Yigal Amir held a ritual circumcision for his new son. Some Israelis have called the decision to allow the circumcision on the anniversary of Rabin's death "disrespectful." Amir's supporters counter, "What disrespectful? It's not like Rabin was circumcised to death." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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That's a lot of dough By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 1, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Minneapolis 27 Jokes

MINNEAPOLIS - General Mills recalled about 5 million frozen pizzas because of possible E. coli contamination. To safeguard future supply, factory employees will be urged to discontinue the popular “Hide the Salami” contests on pizza baking day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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My tax dollars at work By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 1, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Space 277 Jokes  3 Videos

Chemists working with NASA-funded technology designed to find life on Mars have created a device that can detect chemicals in red wine which cause headaches. Is this a better use of NASA technology than finding life on Mars? Perspective is everything. "I have a headache" has gotten more married women out of sex than "I think there's life on Mars." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Testosterone test By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 24, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Gay and Lesbian 503 Jokes  23 Videos

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Older men with low levels of the hormone testosterone may die sooner than other men their age with normal testosterone levels, a study suggests. At-risk men are urged to compensate for their low testosterone levels by purchasing a Hummer, but not a yellow one because those are gay. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Brownback to withdraw from GOP race By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 18, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Republican 1215 Jokes  29 Videos

WASHINGTON - Republican Sam Brownback will drop out of the 2008 presidential campaign on Friday, people close to the Kansas senator said Thursday. Public reaction to the news has been varied, ranging from "Sam who?" to "I've never heard of the guy." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Cousin, cousine By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 17, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

Family history research has revealed Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are actually eighth cousins. Which of course means they are legally able to marry. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Idaho's Larry Craig Turned Down Again! By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 4, 2007 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Larry Craig 36 Jokes  2 Videos

"The defendant's motion to withdraw his guilty plea is denied," Hennepin County Judge Charles Porter wrote. He went on, "What he should have withdrawn was his foot from the other stall, that's what he should have withdrawn, shoo." Almost immediately Gov. C.L. Butch Otter announced that he has found a replacement in the event of Craig's resignation. Gov. Otter, who Craig likes to call "Butchie," said, "Idaho deserves a non-gay senator who is a lot less gay than Craig. We have an image to uphold. Everyone knows potatoes are the least gay of all the root vegetables." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Parkinson's, Alzheimer's dementia very different By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 3, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

But it doesn't matter how. Either way you're going to end up believing Herbert Hoover is still president. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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We didn't have that when I was a kid! By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 3, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Stripper 99 Jokes  1 Videos

NORWALK, Ohio - A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law. When did "School House Rock" add a stripper pole? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hey Alanis! This is what real irony looks like. By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Oct 2, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Election 525 Jokes  20 Videos

The White House on Monday urged the Russian government to conduct upcoming elections in a "free, fair and democratic" manner, after Russian President Vladimir Putin said he could be a future prime minister. Putin responded, "We don't even have states, let alone one called Florida, so I don't see the problem." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: