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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......

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Like watching a train wreck? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 9, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Jamie Lynn Spears 10 Jokes

7.3 million viewers tuned in for the season finale of Jamie Lynn Spears Nickelodeon hit "Zoe 101"--more than double its prior record viewers--following the announcement that 16-year old Spears is pregnant. The ratings leap did not go unnoticed by Nickelodeon executives, now in negotiations to sign a Lohan--any Lohan--as quickly as possible. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Odinga rejects unity gov't in Kenya By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 6, 2008 Category: News

No joke. I just like saying "Odinga." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dr. Phil to Britney: What were you thinking? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 6, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dr. Phil 13 Jokes

Television's "Dr. Phil" McGraw visited with Britney Spears in her hospital room for about an hour before she was released, and afterward said she is in dire need of psychological intervention. "Plus, my show's ratings are starting to slip and Britney could be just the thing that will put me over the top," said McGraw. He continued, "Oprah Winfrey: In your face! I got to her first, so now who's the little bitch?" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Wal-Mart abandons online movie downloads By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Dec 28, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Walmart 85 Jokes  3 Videos

"We'll find another way to drive local businesses out," said a Wal-Mart spokesperson. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Miss France gets to keep her crown By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Dec 28, 2007 Category: Entertainment

But only if she promises to stop humping it. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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You mean like a "Live Strong" wristband? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 9, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Islam 254 Jokes  4 Videos

The LAPD's counterterrorism bureau plans to identify Muslim enclaves in order to determine which might be likely to become isolated and susceptible to "violent, ideologically based extremism." LAPD sources say the plan is still in its early stages. In Phase II the city will be handing out stylish crescent moon and star armbands in order to speed up the racial profiling process. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Fate cheaters never prosper By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 9, 2007 Category: News

LONDON - Barbara West Dainton, believed to be one of the last two survivors from the sinking of the Titanic in 1912, has died in England at age 96. The iceberg always wins. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Conan has Mass appeal By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 9, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

A priest has been arrested on charges of stalking late-night talk show host Conan O'Brien. If you're going to be stalked by clergy, you want it to be a priest. Catholic nuns stalk in pairs. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Do pyramids come in double wides? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 5, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

For the first time, the face of the mummy of King Tut was unveiled for viewing. The Egyptian Pharaoh, who had been married to his half sister, apparently sported a huge set of buck teeth. This may explain archeologists' earlier find of two Chariots up on cinder blocks in front of the Pyramids. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Clearly not rocket science By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Nov 5, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic McDonald's 83 Jokes  1 Videos

Researchers have found that every additional hour per night a third-grader spends sleeping reduces the child's chances of being obese in sixth grade by 40 percent. In a less expensive study, non-researchers with half a brain have found that every additional hour per day a child spends playing outside and not eating McDonald's at every meal reduces their chances of being obese by 267 percent. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: