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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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Dennis Kucinich abandons White House bid By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political

He'll be back under his bridge by the end of the week. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Say what? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 21, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 882 Jokes  28 Videos

Presidential candidate Barack Obama accused former President Bill Clinton of distorting his words as the Democratic race in South Carolina heated up on Monday. When asked if he did intentionally distort Obama's words, Clinton said, "It depends what your definition of 'is' is." "Good enough for me," said millions of Clinton supporters. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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MLKJ Day, No Way! By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 21, 2008 Category: News

About 50 white separatists in Jena Louisiana protested the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday Monday. "I'm just glad I got the day off so I could come down here to shout racial slurs with my buddies," said one protester. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Arizona budget banking on speeders By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 19, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Arizona 212 Jokes  7 Videos

I think its a silly idea, because everyone knows meth heads don't have that kind of money. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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UK approves human-animal embryo research By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Animal 1055 Jokes  34 Videos

Welcome news for this guy. Now maybe he'll find a mate. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Jenna Bush announces wedding plans By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

The First Daughter plans to have a small family wedding on the Bush ranch in Crawford Texas. President Bush is expected to give away the bride, as part of a $20 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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FDA okays cloned meat By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic FDA 42 Jokes

For the Obsessive-Compulsive that likes to have the same lunch every day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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More well-spent research dollars By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Weight Loss 240 Jokes  3 Videos

A new study has found that women with clinical depression were more than twice as likely to be obese, and obese women were more than twice as likely to be depressed. These results came as such a shock I could hardly swallow my tub of ice cream in between the uncontrollable sobs. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Nothing to see here, move along . . . By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic San Francisco 78 Jokes  2 Videos

A United 757 jet backed into a small Sky West plane at San Francisco International Airport, airport officials said. The tails of the two planes touched and no one was hurt, but traffic was backed up all over the runways due to rubbernecking. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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They grow up so fast By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Birth Control 369 Jokes  9 Videos

WASHINGTON - Medullary bone, a type of tissue present in modern birds when they are developing eggs, has been found in three dinosaur fossils, researchers report in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The dinosaurs were aged 8, 10 and 18, indicating they reached sexual maturity earlier than previously thought. U.S. faith-based organizations are hurriedly developing abstinence rings in extra-extra-extra large sizes. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: