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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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Starbucks to take sandwiches off the menu By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 31, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Starbucks 62 Jokes

Now where will I get my venti no-foam tuna mayoato? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Clinton and Obama exchange rhetoric over Florida By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 30, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Florida 330 Jokes  2 Videos

--Doesn't count. --Yes it does. --No it doesn't. --Shut up. --No you shut up. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Mukasey won't comment on waterboarding By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 29, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Michael Mukasey 5 Jokes

But apparently we have ways to make him talk. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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100 Gs buys a lot of car! By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 28, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Detroit 163 Jokes

DETROIT - Chrysler said Monday it is offering buyouts of up to $100,000 each to hourly workers at its Detroit-area facilities as part of a plan to eliminate up to 10,000 unionized jobs. "You can't put a price on happiness," said one worker excited about the offer, "but it's around $100,000." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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All the Mayors are doing it By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 28, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic San Francisco 78 Jokes  2 Videos

DETROIT - Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is under fire amid allegations he had an affair with his chief of staff. "I don't see what the big deal is," said San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. "Can't you cut the guy a break?" added former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Head of Mormon Church Dead at 97 By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 28, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

According to the official obituary, Gordon B. Hinckley died of "causes incident to age." That sounds a lot nicer than, "he died of The Clapper." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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No Cruise-ing Zone By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 28, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Tom Cruise 80 Jokes  9 Videos

Last week The Church of Scientology Web site was attacked by hackers, bringing the site down for several hours. Luckily they still had mental telepathy. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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FCC to fine ABC over NYPD Blue buttocks By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 26, 2008 Category: Entertainment

The FCC said a 2003 episode was indecent because "it depicts sexual organs and excretory organs — specifically an adult woman's buttocks." The agency rejected the network's argument that "the buttocks are not a sexual organ." I think the FCC must be run by men, but ABC seems to be run by women. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Fire eases at Vegas' Monte Carlo By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Las Vegas 117 Jokes  3 Videos

Good news for firefighters concerned about secondary explosions. "There were a lot of oxygen tanks in there," said one early responder, "particularly in and around the slot machine area." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Milwaukee to honor "The Fonz" with statue By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Milwaukee 41 Jokes

Citizens will now vote on whether the statue should be the young cool Fonz who barely had a speaking role or the old fat Fonz who jumped over a shark in his leather jacket. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it: