VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict gave Catholics four new saints Sunday, bestowing the honor on a 19th-century nun who struggled on the American frontier, a bishop who tended to the wounded during the Mexican Revolution, an Italian clergyman and Tom from MySpace.

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Natural Selection Foods, the company whose bagged spinach is at the epicenter of a massive E. coli outbreak, announced it has begun an aggressive testing program of produce entering its plant.

A foreman at Pennsylvania's Brendle Farms discovered a 4-legged chicken among the 36,000 on the farm. "Sometimes I count their feet and divide by two, but it just wasn't adding up right this time," said the foreman.

Mark Brendle, owner of the farm abutting Three Mile Island nuclear power plant, was excited about the discovery. "We'll put it next to the two-headed duck and the pig with five sets of teats," he said.

"I'm just glad I wasn't drunk at the time," said our nation's leader.