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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end. I am pretty knowledgable about...

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....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......

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Muslims now outnumber Catholics says Vatican By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 30, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Islam 254 Jokes  4 Videos

More pork and whiskey for the rest of us? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Facebook gets entangled in Middle East conflict By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 17, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Facebook 49 Jokes  41 Videos

The trouble started when Israel's Level 4 Bishop in the Church of Zombie launched 3 attacks against Palestine's Savage Werewolf, winning two to put some serious smackdown on Palestine. Palestine retaliated by feeding Israel to Syria's Sinister Vampire, and the fight escalated from there. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hospital workers fired for snooping on Britney By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 15, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Britney Spears 191 Jokes  8 Videos

UCLA Medical Center will fire some employees and discipline others for snooping at the confidential medical records of Britney Spears, who was hospitalized in its psychiatric ward. What did they expect to find that hasn't already been plastered all over the tabloids? I've already seen her va-jay-jay, I'm not interested in her immunization records. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Why do I have to wear a padded bra? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Why don't you just wear oven mitts? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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My friend's boobs are so big. . . By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Minneapolis 27 Jokes

She calls the one on the left Minneapolis, and the one on the right St. Paul. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Saudis pay to separate conjoined Iraqi twins By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 14, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Iraq 411 Jokes  3 Videos

Where once there was only one potential suicide bomber, now there are two. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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What is the plural of uterus? By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Coven. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Probe finds pharmaceuticals in drinking water By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Mar 10, 2008 Category: News

So that's why I have diarrhea, constipation and a raging hard on. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Super Fat By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Feb 1, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Election 525 Jokes  20 Videos

"Super Tuesday," the day 24 states hold presidential primary elections, is also "Fat Tuesday" or Mardi Gras. We'll let you vote if you show us your tits. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Ironic News of the Day By: Beth Schumann (C) Submitted: Jan 31, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Hollywood 175 Jokes  8 Videos

Hollywood PR firms urge celebrity gossip shows to keep quiet on Heath Ledger video. As a result, now everyone knows. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: