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Beth Schumann
Beth Schumann
"I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. I have mixed feelings about that."

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Featured at The Boston Comedy Festival and on CBS Mobile, Beth has shared the stage with Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, Harland Williams, Carlos Alazraqui and many others.

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Dan Liebert says:

I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end.

I am pretty knowledgable about...

bix brillo says:

....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......

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Jen Slusser : ) Back at you Beth! Back at you! Did you hear about the womens comedy networking thing in the city on the 18th? You interested in a carpool?

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'Girls Gone Wild' Producer Sentenced To Community Service

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Dec 13, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Court Room

517 Jokes  4 Videos

He'll be picking up white trash along Florida's coastline. 


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If Convictions Were Based On Hairstyles . . .

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Phil Spector

7 Jokes

If Convictions Were Based On Hairstyles . . .. . . Phil Spector would get the death penalty.

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New Study: Chinese Food Is Fattening

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

China

307 Jokes  8 Videos

New Study: Chinese Food Is Fattening...which comes as no surprise to this guy...

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Less Teeth, More Tongue

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Angelina Jolie

95 Jokes  2 Videos

Less Teeth, More Tongue

VIENNA, Austria - An Austrian businessman announced Thursday that he would remove urinals shaped like a woman's mouth after facing pressure from Angelina Jolie. "That's not my shade," said Jolie.


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Why do I have to wear a padded bra?

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Why don't you just wear oven mitts?

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News Corp Announces Chinese MySpace

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Apr 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

MySpace

128 Jokes  9 Videos

All the layouts look alike.

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Elder Bush Treated For Dehydration

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Former Pres. George HW Bush fainted while playing golf with friends Sunday in 94-degree heat.

President GW Bush assured the public his father is undergoing re-hyderization and is expected to regain full hyderocity.

"We are renewed in our efforts to track down the evil-doers, they can run, but they can't hyderize! Heh heh."

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Evel Knievel Says Kanye's Video Is Vulgar And Offensive

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Dec 13, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kanye West

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Kanye West says Evel should zip up his sweatsuit before calling anything vulgar and offensive.


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Milwaukee to honor "The Fonz" with statue

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: News  
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Milwaukee

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Citizens will now vote on whether the statue should be the young cool Fonz who barely had a speaking role or the old fat Fonz who jumped over a shark in his leather jacket.

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Jenna Bush announces wedding plans

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Jan 17, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

George Bush

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The First Daughter plans to have a small family wedding on the Bush ranch in Crawford Texas. President Bush is expected to give away the bride, as part of a $20 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia.

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