Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was not only thrilled about having twins but was ecstatic when one of the boys spoke his first words by saying, "Hi, I'm here to clean your pool"

Although the Obamas are the first to bring a Portuguese water puppy into the White House, they were not the first to consider it. Former President Bush once considered the same breed. Bush nixed the idea after deciding it wouldn’t be fair to the dog since he didn’t speak a word of Portuguese.

 Competing with partner Ivan Shefer in pairs figure skating, Rubleva's costume started to slip, eventually exposing a full breast. When her partner was asked if he worried his pants may fall and himself be exposed he stated "No, because underneath all this sequined spandex, male figure skaters look like naked Ken dolls"

Elaine Davidson has had 6,005 pricks in her body. Edging out Paris Hilton by 7.

The entertainer may be required to work at a local Red Lobster, where he’ll batter fish instead of women.

The athlete is now set to appear on a box of "Weedies" cereal.

The star, who is worth an estimated $2.5 Billion now has a street value of $8.6 Billion.