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John Roman
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day: Frank Sinatra"

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David Hasselhoff Hospitalized With Alcohol Poisoning

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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David Hasselhoff

18 Jokes  1 Videos

Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”

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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Is Vandalized

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Octomom

41 Jokes  1 Videos

Apparently someone spray painted it yellow and wrote the words ‘School Bus” on the side.


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Oprah Winfrey Addicted To Cocaine In The 80’s?

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Oprah Winfrey

106 Jokes

The star, who is worth an estimated $2.5 Billion now has a street value of $8.6 Billion. 


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It's Twins! Porn Star Jenna Jameson Is A New Mom

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Submitted: Mar 19, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Jenna Jameson

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Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was not only thrilled about having twins but was ecstatic when one of the boys spoke his first words by saying, "Hi, I'm here to clean your pool"


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Obama Dog A Portuguese Water Puppy Named "Bo"

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Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bo Obama

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Although the Obamas are the first to bring a Portuguese water puppy into the White House, they were not the first to consider it. Former President Bush once considered the same breed. Bush nixed the idea after deciding it wouldn’t be fair to the dog since he didn’t speak a word of Portuguese.


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Spooked Horse Injures Madonna

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Submitted: Apr 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Madonna

120 Jokes

Which comes as no surprise as most horses are afraid of cougars.

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China Demolishes Yet-to-Open Sex Theme Park

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Submitted: May 18, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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China

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The plans were scrapped after Chinese architects discovered Americans had already built a similar theme park, but with bigger and longer roller coasters.

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Scientists Discover Huge Cache of Fossils In Los Angeles

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Submitted: Feb 21, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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The View

141 Jokes

Apparently the scientists stumbled onto the set of ‘The View’.


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She's 75, He's 35 ... They're Married

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Submitted: Feb 10, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Marriage

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The couple tell England's Daily Mail that they share "the same passion as a pair of 25-year-olds. We kiss about 150 times a day."

Which coincidently is equal to the number of times I threw up after reading this.


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Obama Pens Open Letter to Daughters

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Submitted: Jan 16, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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Obama Pens Open Letter to Daughters

This marks the first time in 8 years that a letter was written by a president and crayons were not involved. 


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