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John Roman
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Jenna Jameson Gives Birth To Twins

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Jenna Jameson

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Porn legend Jenna Jameson, 34, gave birth Monday to two healthy boys. Doctors delivered the twins at 11:23 & 11:34. Doctors also delivered a rubber fist and arm, a dozen ping pong balls, and an Asian midget.

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Obama Dog A Portuguese Water Puppy Named "Bo"

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Bo Obama

23 Jokes

Although the Obamas are the first to bring a Portuguese water puppy into the White House, they were not the first to consider it. Former President Bush once considered the same breed. Bush nixed the idea after deciding it wouldn’t be fair to the dog since he didn’t speak a word of Portuguese.


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Man Falls Off Bridge While Urinating

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Authorities are still trying to figure out what pissed him off.


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Spooked Horse Injures Madonna

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Submitted: Apr 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Madonna

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Which comes as no surprise as most horses are afraid of cougars.

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'Pimp This Bum' Catches Attention

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Phoenix

43 Jokes  1 Videos

The internet site was created to help homeless persons get back on their feet. The Web site also is a venue where visitors can donate money, services and goods to help. The first recipient is described as a heavily bearded man, poorly dressed, un-bathed, and reeking of alcohol. So far $2,578 dollars has been raised for Joaquin Phoenix


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Octuplet Mom's Minivan Is Vandalized

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Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Octomom

41 Jokes  1 Videos

Apparently someone spray painted it yellow and wrote the words ‘School Bus” on the side.


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Obama Pens Open Letter to Daughters

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Submitted: Jan 16, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

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Obama Pens Open Letter to Daughters

This marks the first time in 8 years that a letter was written by a president and crayons were not involved. 


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David Hasselhoff Hospitalized With Alcohol Poisoning

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Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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David Hasselhoff

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Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.”

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Star Trek Skips Midnight Screenings: 7pm on May 7th

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: May 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Star Trek

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Paramount won’t go with midnight showings when their movie debuts on May 8th. They've decided to start their midnight showings for Star Trek at 7pm instead. The film company stated that this will allow more Trekkies to attend on the first day without being exposed to direct sunlight.


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700-Pound Woman Begs for Help, Gets It

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Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Texas

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A day after a Texas TV station aired the story of a 700-pound woman who pleaded for help , she’s getting it. All though it’s probably not the help she needs. Against their better judgment, contractors have volunteered to build her dream home. A 2 story, edible gingerbread house.


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