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Alex Fossella
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A comic/college student. From Long Island, goes to school in worcester MA, lives in NYC on vacations.myspace.com/alexfossella

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Contributing Writer for "LateNet with Ray Ellin"

Recently featured on the comedy radio show "Nobody Listens to Us."

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alexander.... always up to mischief.

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how is your stalker thing going?

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You are unstoppable!

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funny man that alex fossella. the kind of guy that other guys want to tie up and stick a ball in his mouth.
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Giant Baby Attacks City

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

191 Jokes  8 Videos

Giant Baby Attacks CityDemands bottle of "formula"

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Borat Ees Good!

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Borat

11 Jokes  5 Videos

Reviews for the movie "Borat" are in and they are very good.

This marks the first time that a movie made by a hairy anti-semite has done well since "The Passion of the Christ."


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Schwarzenegger Catches Fainting Girl

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 31, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Arnold Schwarzenegger

39 Jokes  3 Videos

Promptly gropes her and lets her fall.

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Sept. Contest

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Gay and Lesbian

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"I know I'm a bad president, and I got us into a war that we shouldn't be in, made a bill that takes away a lot of your rights, held prisoners against their will with no evidence, tortured other prisoners, screwed over the poor, placed wire taps on you, reacted poorly to a hurricane, started a pointless bill to pursecute gay people, shouldn't even really be president, and probably did a whole lot more evil stuff you haven't even heard about yet...

but punching me is just mean."


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Mel Gibson's wife files for divorce

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Apr 13, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Mel Gibson

134 Jokes  4 Videos

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore."


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Clinton Apologizes to Black People

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

265 Jokes  8 Videos

In a recent speech, Hillary Clinton apologized for her husband's comments about Obama at the South Carolina primary, where he said Jesse Jackson also won South Carolina when he ran for president, seemingly belittling Obama's success.

"I want to put that in context...We can be proud of both Jesse Jackson and Senator Obama," Hillary Cliton said.

"But that doesn't mean we can't beat them like a slave who just learned the alphabet."

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Man Smuggles Monkey Onto Plane In Hat

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Aug 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

This will be documented in the new children's book "Curious George and the Random Bag-check."

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Alex's Product Pitch

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jul 3, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I want to make a mint that freshens your breath, but also sends you into a rock-bottom depression.

I'd call it "Lamentos."

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Paris Hilton Back In Jail

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Paris Hilton

250 Jokes  10 Videos

I was reading a description of Paris Hilton being taken to jail today. It went like this:

It said that she was handcuffed and taken from her house crying hysterically. She was then escorted to court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears. Throughout the court proceedings she cried for her mother to help her.

And that's when I came.

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