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Sudan Teacher Imprisoned

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Nov 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Sudan

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Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher in Sudan, has been sentenced to fifteen days in prison for allowing her class to name its teddy bear "Muhammad."

To appease the radical Muslims, Gibbons has agreed to allow the class to name their next bear, "Damn Jews!"

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Spare Some Change?

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Oct 29, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

882 Jokes  28 Videos

An Ohio judge recently ruled that election officials must accept provisional ballots from homeless voters, a move widely regarded to benefit Barack Obama since low income populations have a tendency to vote Democrat.

I actually think the homeless were some of the first Obama supporters.  Since the very beginning, they've been out on the street demanding change.


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NFL Players Donating Their Brains

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Sep 24, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Football

1024 Jokes  10 Videos

According to the New York Times, six NFL players have agreed to donate their brains to Boston University's School of Medicine.

It's like my mother always said when deciding which clothes to give to the Salvation Army, "If you haven't used it for at least a year, go ahead and donate it."


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"American empire" Nearing Its End

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Sep 23, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, declared today before the U.N. General Assembly that, “the American empire” is nearing its end.

Shortly afterward, President Bush retorted: " Of course this isn’t the end of the American empire.  How else would we keep track of whether the pitch was a strike or a ball?”


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Yet Another School Shooting

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

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There was another school shooting this week, this time at Northern Illinois University.

The thing that bothers me about copycat killers is that they're so UNORIGINAL.

Sellouts.

They're like cover bands for murder.

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4 Year Old Breaks Cup-Stacking Record

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Apr 12, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Scandal erupts amidst cries of "juicing."

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Boy Suspended for Mowhawk

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Mar 2, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

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An Ohio kindergartener was suspended from school this week for having a Mowhawk haircut, which his mother claimed was the boy’s way of expressing his individuality.

Administrative officials responded by saying, “At our educational facilities, we prefer that students express their individuality through school-shootings.”

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Bill O'Reilly

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Nov 30, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Bill O'Reilly

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Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has announced that he will debate 80s sitcom puppet, Alf, on his show tonight.

Sources say that immediately after the show was taped, O'Reilly had Alf deported: "Unfortunately, it seems that Alf was unable to document his status as a legal alien."

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China Ordains Catholic Bishops

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: News  
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China

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After years of conflict with the Catholic Church, China ordained two Vatican-approved bishops this week.

Catholicism is a little different in China, in that the altar boys are less afraid of the molestation than the asbestos-laden toys they’ll be given to keep them quiet afterward.

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No Nukes in Iran

By: Jill Twiss 
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iran

176 Jokes

An intelligence study released this week reports that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003, contradicting earlier reports that the country was working quickly toward a nuclear bomb.

When asked how he could defend his previous statements threatening military action against Iran, President Bush replied, “Look, here in America, we ONLY attack countries that don’t have weapons.”

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