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Apparently Iran would like to have some nuclear weapons.
Who can blame them? Getting nuclear weapons is sort of like being in the Hells Angels. It's not that people actually respect you or think you're any smarter or more important than you used to be, but they sure pretend to.
We, on the other hand, would not like Iran to have nuclear weapons. We would like them to have tea parties and crayons and possibly even Pop Rocks, but no nuclear weapons.
The interesting conundrum is this: We were the ones that gave them the stuff to build the weapons in the first place.
Because we wanted them to have nuclear weapons.
We did. But now we don't. See?
Happened with Iraq too.
We gave them loads of weapons but then decided we'd rather they didn't have them.
We wanted them to have them then.
But not now.
See?
Er, may I offer a suggestion?
I think this "Here, have some weapons/If you have any weapons we're going to bomb you" cycle could get exhausting eventually (and by "eventually," I probably mean "yesterday.")
So how about now, when we give people weapons, we just assume that we're probably going to want them to not-have-weapons at some not-too-far-away point.
Thusly, instead of giving the weapons away, perhaps we could just let the other countries check them out. You know, like library books.
That way, when we want them back:
Sorry Pakistan, your weapons are overdue. You have to return them.
No, you can't renew them.
Someone else is waiting to check them out.
It'll work, I think.
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So John Mark Karr was arrested in the murder of JonBenet Ramsey.
He was creepy and old and she was creepy and six and it's all over the news and you can read about it there and I don't much feel like talking about it.
Well, except this:
Apparently, John Mark Karr has been married twice. And the first time he was married was to a thirteen year old girl.
I find this horrifying.
Because, all moral judgments aside, have you ever MET a thirteen year old girl?
*I* have and, frankly, I'd rather watch four-hundred-seventy-two episodes of "Webster" while being stabbed in the eye with a ballpoint pen than be forced to spend an extended period of time with one.
I would think that about forty-five minutes of "Omigod! Did you hear what Jenni told Amber that Kaitlin told Trever about YOU?" and "Well, do you like me or do you like like me?" would cure anyone of their pedophilia.
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