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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]

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Tony Orlando and Dawn are NY Giants Fans By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 21, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Giants 55 Jokes  1 Videos

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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New York Mets By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Oct 1, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Mets 153 Jokes  2 Videos

The New York Mets have decided to change the name of their team to the New York Stock Exchange. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Michael Vick By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 27, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Michael Vick 100 Jokes  1 Videos

Michael Vick failed a drug test and the judge ordered him confined to his Virginia home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring. Michael Vick responded by saying, "Party is at my house." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Mike Huckabee Wins Iowa By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iowa 55 Jokes

The front runner in the Republican race for President is Mike Huckabee. We all need to start working on our HUCKLEBERRY HOUND voices. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 2, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Sarah Palin 289 Jokes  8 Videos

Sarah Palin announced over the weekend that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.  Well what else is there to do in Alaska.  Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dallas Cowboys By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 15, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dallas Cowboys 93 Jokes

Inspired by the Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday to the New York Giants, the rock group Barenaked Ladies announced today that they are changing the name and lyrics of their song “Be my Yoko Ono” to “Be my Jessica Simpson.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dennis Kucinich is Dropping out By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Democrat 1254 Jokes  13 Videos

Democrat Dennis Kucinich told Cleveland's The Plain Dealer's editorial board Thursday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. When asked what he plans on doing next, he told the editorial board that his plan is to get back into his spacecraft and head back to Mars. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Tax Rebates By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 18, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Texas 289 Jokes  4 Videos

USA Today reports that, “Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO.” A person who claims to have seen the UFO said, “People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times." This would lead us all to agree that Martians must be Democrats if they are picking on the Christian right. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Knicks win 3 straight By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Knicks 163 Jokes

The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: