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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]

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Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 2, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Sarah Palin 289 Jokes  8 Videos

Sarah Palin announced over the weekend that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.  Well what else is there to do in Alaska.  Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Global Warming By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jun 17, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Global Warming 82 Jokes

Global warming is a misnomer. Global warming is all the babyboomer women having hot flashes! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Dennis Kucinich is Dropping out By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Democrat 1258 Jokes  13 Videos

Democrat Dennis Kucinich told Cleveland's The Plain Dealer's editorial board Thursday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. When asked what he plans on doing next, he told the editorial board that his plan is to get back into his spacecraft and head back to Mars. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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NY Times Endorses McCain not Giuliani By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic John McCain 238 Jokes  12 Videos

In a stunning announcement yesterday, the editorial board of the NY Times has formally endorsed Presidential candidate John McCain and not Rudi Giuliani. The board was quoted in saying, "The real Mr. Giuliani, whom many New Yorkers came to know and mistrust, is a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man who saw no need to limit police power." When asked to respond to these comments, Mr. Giuliani stated, "Yea, well, I am rubber and you are glue and anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Tax Rebates By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Washington Post.com Headline By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 23, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Washington 373 Jokes  7 Videos

A headline in today's Washington Post reads, "Democratic's Lay into Bush" which is a clear sign that the Democrats are focusing on the lesbian vote. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Hillary and the South Carolina Debates By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 22, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic South Carolina 94 Jokes  1 Videos

Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama began the South Carolina debates yesterday in a heated, finger pointing exchange. However, by the time the debate was about over the tempers began to soften. At one point, Hillary’s face softened into a smile which made everyone scream because they realized it was really Ted Kennedy in drag. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Tony Orlando and Dawn are NY Giants Fans By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 21, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Giants 55 Jokes  1 Videos

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 18, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Texas 289 Jokes  4 Videos

USA Today reports that, “Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO.” A person who claims to have seen the UFO said, “People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times." This would lead us all to agree that Martians must be Democrats if they are picking on the Christian right. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Knicks win 3 straight By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Knicks 163 Jokes

The New York Knicks won there third straight basketball game last night by defeating the New Jersey Nets. When asked for a comment, Coach Thomas said, ”We did, damn, I spent the whole game checking the Net’s cheerleaders and text messaging with Anita Hill.” Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: