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I am a frustrated amateur stand-up comic, who at the age of 47 just can’t get it out of my blood and quit chasing a dream (and won’t). I have not been on stage in front of an audience in about 18 months and currently working on a small routine so that I can put an end to this hostage crisis. During this time of comedic frustration, I have also studied and performed improvisational comedy. One of my improvisational highlights was attending a weekend workshop at Second City in Chicago. [more]

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Tony Orlando and Dawn are NY Giants Fans By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 21, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Giants 55 Jokes  1 Videos

Inspired by the NY Giants win yesterday, Tony Orlando and Dawn announced this morning that they are going to remake their classic hit, "Knock three times" into "Kick three Tynes...if you want to go to the Super Bowl" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Michael Vick By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 27, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Michael Vick 100 Jokes  1 Videos

Michael Vick failed a drug test and the judge ordered him confined to his Virginia home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring. Michael Vick responded by saying, "Party is at my house." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Mike Huckabee Wins Iowa By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iowa 55 Jokes

The front runner in the Republican race for President is Mike Huckabee. We all need to start working on our HUCKLEBERRY HOUND voices. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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IRS to simplify Form 1040 By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Marriage 1322 Jokes  26 Videos

The IRS announced today changes planned to simplify Form 1040.  The major change announced is that there will be only two filing statuses verse the current four.  The new filing statuses are: Married Filing Depressed and Single Filing Horney. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Tax Rebates By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 25, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

Many taxpayers could receive tax rebate checks of $600 or more by late spring or early summer. This should allow you to purchase a tank full of gas, a gallon of milk, and a yearly subscription to a internet porn site. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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The New $5 Bill By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 21, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

The Lincoln $5 bill got a colorful makeover with splashes of purple and gray to liven it up! The treasury also announced the release of the $3 bill which will have splashes of pink and lavender along with the picture of Richard Simmons. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Queen Elizabeth is the Oldest Queen By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 7, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Elton John 29 Jokes

Queen Elizabeth is Britain's oldest-ever Queen. As Maxwell Smart would say, "Elton John missed it by that much!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Gifted Giants By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic United States 4115 Jokes  60 Videos

A sports headline in today’s USA Today states, "Gifted Giant’s Runner’s Come In Big, Li’l packages." This reporter is spending way too much time in the Giant’s locker room because you can’t have a little package and be considered gifted, according to every woman that I have ever dated. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Alberto Gonzales 10 Jokes

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced on Monday that he has resigned from his position effective September 17th. When asked what he plans on doing after his resignation, Gonzales replied, "I don't recall ever resigning." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter By: Peter Margaritis (C) Submitted: Sep 2, 2008 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Sarah Palin 289 Jokes  8 Videos

Sarah Palin announced over the weekend that her 17 year old daughter is pregnant.  Well what else is there to do in Alaska.  Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: