Tony Blair is backpeddling after he agreed with an interviewer who called the war in Iraq a "disaster."

A spokesman for Blair called it a "slip of the tongue," explaining that he should have preceded it with "unmitigated."

This weekend, Comic Relief will be helping the victims of Hurricane Katrina. "We want to remind viewers that there are still many people who need help," said host Robin Williams, who will also remind viewers that loud does not equal funny.

Democrats want to raise the minimum wage to $7.25 an hour. Explained Howard Dean, “It’s enough so the working man can put food on the table but not so much that he’ll start votin’ Republican.“

"American Idol's" Kelli Pickler claims she was physically abused by her mother. "She said she was trying to beat some sense into me, but thanks to God, I was able to grow up without any sense at all."

Fox News paid two million dollars to a Palestinian terror group for the release of their kidnapped reporter, Steve Centanni. The terrorists promised to use the money to kill more Jews, and Fox promised to use Centanni to prop up Israel.

South Africa’s parliament voted to legalize gay marriage. “If two men want to become husband and husband, that’s fine. Of course, we're hoping they stay within their race.”

A New York man claims that soft tacos purchased at Taco Bell were laced with opiates. “I knew something was wrong when I felt good after eating my taco.”

Kevin Federline is selling surveillance videos of paparazzi following him in his car. “They’re animals- they chase me worse than my own failures.”

Elton John wants to ban religion completely because it promotes "hatred towards gay people." For the same reason, I would like to ban "Candle In The Wind."