After "Mary Poppins" star Michael Gerber died of a probable suicide, his co-star, fellow former child actor Karen Dornice said, “I wish I had treated him more like a brother.”

Commented this man, “Works for me.”

CIA Director Michael Hayden described his current team as, "The least experienced work force in history." He added, “And that was before we got a resume from Kevin Federline.”

Heidi Klum and Seal's son, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo, was born on Wednesday, 300 years later than his name.

A Boston University group is offering a scholarship for students who can prove they are part Caucasian.

"Our scholarship has been called racist," said the group's founder, "but I'd like to point out that nearly every child of an NBA player is eligible."

Mitt Romney accused John McCain of being “disingenuous” on gay marriage. “He hates gays when it's convenient,” said the Mormon presidential hopeful, "while I hate them even as I enjoy a 'Project Runway' marathon on Bravo.”

A mother who was kicked off a plane for breastfeeding has inspired a series of “nurse-ins” at airports across the country. So far the only complaints have come from men, who say the baby’s head blocks their view of the nipple.

According to new study, four out of ten babies in the U.S. are now born out of wedlock. The rest are born out of the country. Malawi, to be exact.

First Daughter Barbara Bush was robbed while dining in a Buenos Aires restaurant. The thieves made off with her cellphone, her purse and the pension of the Secret Service agent assigned to protect her.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes sealed their wedding ceremony with a kiss so long that guests yelled, “Stop, stop.”

Said a bridesmaid, "Katie kissed the gay right out of him."

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger says a win in Iraq is, “impossible.” He explained, “In fact, at this rate, we can’t even parlay it into a ban on gay marriage."