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John Tole
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John Tole won the first round of the Could You Be A Killer Contest and has toured nationally with the Killers of Comedy. He has also been featured on The Miserable Men Show on Sirius Satellite Radio on Howard 101. He was a finalist in the Funniest Comic in Dallas and is the self proclaimed "Nicest Most Offensive Comic in the World". View his videos on www.youtube.com/JLJLOL
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Billy Mays

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Billy Mays

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Billy Mays

Billy Mays died today...

 Ironically his last product was engrave it.

 Celebrities normally die in 3s, but Billy Mays threw his in for free.

God took care of the free shipping and handling.

Billys last words..."But wait theres more!"

 


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Patrick Swayze

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Patrick Swayze

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Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze died today at the age of 57.

 

Swayze was welcomed at the pearly gates by Jennifer Greys career.

Her nose was seen making out with Michael Jacksons nose.


 


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Girl Scout cookies

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

I love girlscout cookies.

 

but I cant figure out how to buy them from 500 Feet.


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Mackenzie Phillips

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mackenzie Phillips

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Mackenzie Phillips

Not only was I unaware that Mackenzie Phillips was a musician, I really had no idea she opened for her father.


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Michael Jacksons Nose to be recycled

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Jul 7, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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Michael Jacksons' remains will be put to rest today.  Except his nose which has been recycled.

 

Its now a colostomy tube used by Abe Vigoda.


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Gay Penguins

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Gay and Lesbian

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Gay Penguins

The world famous gay penguins at the San Francisco zoo have broken up when it was discovered one of the penguins had gone straight.

The errant penguin has been renamed, Anne Heche.

 


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LA Fitness

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Aug 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

LA Fitness

4 people were murdered during a gunman's rampage at a Pittsburgh location of LA Fitness.

The company has yet to decide if the class will be renamed Anaeorbics or killer abs.

It was decided the fitness center will be renamed South Central LA Fitness.



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Clintons release

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Aug 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Bill Clinton

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Clintons release

President Clinton orchestrated the release of high profile journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

 

 It was the first asian release where Bill wasnt on the receiving end.

 


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Kevin Costner/Stage Collapse

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Aug 3, 2009
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Canada

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Kevin Costner/Stage Collapse

A music festival stage in Canada collapsed, killing 1 and injuring 40 others.

Kevin Costner was in attendance.

It was feared his career had been killed, but they realized it had been dead for the past 10 years.


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Nursing Homes VS Prisons

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Jun 30, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Prison

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Whats the difference between nursing homes and prisons?

 

People Visit Prisons.


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