4 people were murdered during a gunman's rampage at a Pittsburgh location of LA Fitness.

The company has yet to decide if the class will be renamed Anaeorbics or killer abs.

It was decided the fitness center will be renamed South Central LA Fitness.

The woman who invented the slinky died recently at 90 years old.

 She fell down the stairs.

 Actually she only fell down two stairs and then she stopped.

President Clinton orchestrated the release of high profile journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

 It was the first asian release where Bill wasnt on the receiving end.

Whats the difference between nursing homes and prisons?

People Visit Prisons.

Today we learned why Anne Frank didnt hide in the Hindenberg.

Billy Mays died today...

 Ironically his last product was engrave it.

 Celebrities normally die in 3s, but Billy Mays threw his in for free.

God took care of the free shipping and handling.

Billys last words..."But wait theres more!"

I love girlscout cookies.

but I cant figure out how to buy them from 500 Feet.

A music festival stage in Canada collapsed, killing 1 and injuring 40 others.

Kevin Costner was in attendance.

It was feared his career had been killed, but they realized it had been dead for the past 10 years.

Not only was I unaware that Mackenzie Phillips was a musician, I really had no idea she opened for her father.

Falcon was found hiding in the attic, I cant wait for his diary to come out.