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Detroit, MI

1.	Head southwest on Congress St W toward Griswold St		246 ft
2.	Turn right at Griswold St. Go to full serve gas station, refill, drive away without paying bill.		377 ft
3.	Turn left at W Fort St/ M-3 Continue to follow M-3		2.6 mi
4.	Turn left at Fisher Fwy W		184 ft
5.	Take the ramp on the left onto I-75 S Entering Ohio.   Pull over, spend 400k on snacks.		50.7 mi
6.	Slight left at I-280 S (signs for OHIO Turnpike/ I-280 S)		12.5 mi
7.	Take exit 1A to merge onto I-80 E/ I-90 E toward Cleveland Continue to follow I-80 E Toll road		147 mi
8.	Continue on I-76 E Partial toll road Entering Pennsylvania.   Ask Government to help pay for toll.		184 mi
9.	Take the US-30 exit toward I-70 E/ Breezewood/ Baltimore Partial toll road		0.6 mi
10.	Merge onto I-70 E Toll road.		1.3 mi
11.	Take the US-30 W exit toward I-70 E/ Washington DC/ Baltimore Toll road		0.3 mi
12.	Merge onto US-30		0.3 mi
13.	Turn left at I-70 E (signs for I-70 E/ Washington D.C./ Baltimore) Entering Maryland   Spend a few hours at resort.		75.8 mi
14.	Take exit 53 to merge onto I-270 S		32.2 mi
15.	Merge onto I-495 S Entering Virginia		3.6 mi
16.	Take exit 43-44 for Geo Wash Memorial Pkwy toward Washington		1.1 mi
17.	Merge onto George Washington Memorial Pkwy S. Remind yourself of the greatness of Washington during Washington's reign.		8.5 mi
18.	Take the US-50 E/ I-66 E exit toward Washington		0.4 mi
19.	Merge onto I-66 E Entering District of Columbia		0.6 mi
20.	Take the US-50 E exit toward CONSTITUTION Ave		0.2 mi
21.	Merge onto Constitution Ave NW/ US-50 Start groveling.		1.4 mi

Washington, DC

Driving directions to Washington, DC

It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "The OctoMom," had a short-lived career as a stripper.

She quit the business after customers complained about "her creepy eight nipples."

A French airline hostess picked a chocolate wrapper out of the trash and found a winning ticket in a competition to fly to the upper reaches of the earth's atmosphere. 

Officials stated that if she doesn’t follow very strict flight procedure, she could possibly turn into a giant blueberry and be rolled away by little singing people.