Tax increase for people who make more than 250k.

Tax break for people who make less than 250k.

Full audit for Joe The Plumber.

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Detroit, MI

1.	Head southwest on Congress St W toward Griswold St		246 ft
2.	Turn right at Griswold St. Go to full serve gas station, refill, drive away without paying bill.		377 ft
3.	Turn left at W Fort St/ M-3 Continue to follow M-3		2.6 mi
4.	Turn left at Fisher Fwy W		184 ft
5.	Take the ramp on the left onto I-75 S Entering Ohio.   Pull over, spend 400k on snacks.		50.7 mi
6.	Slight left at I-280 S (signs for OHIO Turnpike/ I-280 S)		12.5 mi
7.	Take exit 1A to merge onto I-80 E/ I-90 E toward Cleveland Continue to follow I-80 E Toll road		147 mi
8.	Continue on I-76 E Partial toll road Entering Pennsylvania.   Ask Government to help pay for toll.		184 mi
9.	Take the US-30 exit toward I-70 E/ Breezewood/ Baltimore Partial toll road		0.6 mi
10.	Merge onto I-70 E Toll road.		1.3 mi
11.	Take the US-30 W exit toward I-70 E/ Washington DC/ Baltimore Toll road		0.3 mi
12.	Merge onto US-30		0.3 mi
13.	Turn left at I-70 E (signs for I-70 E/ Washington D.C./ Baltimore) Entering Maryland   Spend a few hours at resort.		75.8 mi
14.	Take exit 53 to merge onto I-270 S		32.2 mi
15.	Merge onto I-495 S Entering Virginia		3.6 mi
16.	Take exit 43-44 for Geo Wash Memorial Pkwy toward Washington		1.1 mi
17.	Merge onto George Washington Memorial Pkwy S. Remind yourself of the greatness of Washington during Washington's reign.		8.5 mi
18.	Take the US-50 E/ I-66 E exit toward Washington		0.4 mi
19.	Merge onto I-66 E Entering District of Columbia		0.6 mi
20.	Take the US-50 E exit toward CONSTITUTION Ave		0.2 mi
21.	Merge onto Constitution Ave NW/ US-50 Start groveling.		1.4 mi

Washington, DC

Driving directions to Washington, DC

Michelle Obama is allegedly pregnant.

Proof that Barack Obama's "stimulus package" is already working.

In the photo to the right, the Obamas and Bidens wave to the Bushes as they leave DC and head back to Texas.

Overheard on the helicopter: "Hey Laura - I took a bunch of towels." 

Farmers in western central Ohio are hoping to preserve some breeds of livestock considered endangered by conservationists.

However, there is one breed they are actually happy to get rid of—The RUSSMENEVE. The RUSSMENEVE is a particularly smelly, ape-like mammal. The RUSSMENEVE can usually be found climbing in and out of dumpsters and enjoys living alone in small, dark, cramped quarters where they devour large quantities of protein bars. And ham.

Paris Hilton will be selling her bed in an online auction at StyleSearch.com.

In a related story, George Michael will be auctioning off the bushes where he was caught with van driver Norman Kirtland.

Watched the finale of American Idol on Tivo today. I know I'm a few days late, but karaoke-with-trophies has never been a priority for me.

A man in Wisconsin was accused of faking heart attacks to avoid paying bills in restaurants and cabs.

His lawyer will defend him by siting precedent with the case of the People vs Fred Sanford.