Disgraced Wall Street investment banker Bernie Madoff has inked a deal with director Steven Spielberg for an upcoming tell-all movie exposing all the people Madoff has ripped off.

The film's tentative title...."Swindler's List"

Did you hear about the lady auctioning off the crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe? There's a rumor that a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts has already purchased it.. If this is true, he'll become the second Kennedy to end up on top of Marilyn...in case anyone's keeping track...

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Jesus?

At least Jesus could put together a cabinet.

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. She is excelling at her new hobby. In fact; according to TMZ... "Britney is putting the 'hor' back in horticulture.."

I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....

No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's  "State Quartazz",  "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring  Lil' Wheat Penny"....

I heard there's a new romantic comedy coming to theaters containing beastiality undertones.

They're calling it  "I'm Just Not That Into Ewes."

Italian auto group FIAT will be taking over Chrysler now...Can you remember the last time you saw a FIAT on an American road? They spent most of the time inside repair shops... In fact, I grew up thinking FIAT stood for Fix It Again Tony!!

CNN anchor Lou Dobbs passed out last night on the set of his show after he read the leading headline from the day..."Goldman Sachs reports $1.8 Billion first quarter profit." Once Lou regained his composure he responded, "It seems like an eternity since I've uttered that six letter word...profit..."

Tennis star Andy Roddick married longtime girlfriend and SI swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker over the weekend.. Andy said he had been smitten with Brooklyn ever since she was in high-school... Wow, that's what I call "15-Love"...

Justin Timberlake is coming out with his own tequila and samples are getting positive reviews. One fan was quoted with this ringing endorsement: "People will rip the top off to savor that hard body"......like Justin did to Janet Jackson during their Super Bowl halftime show.