Did you hear about the lady auctioning off the crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe? There's a rumor that a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts has already purchased it.. If this is true, he'll become the second Kennedy to end up on top of Marilyn...in case anyone's keeping track...

What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and Goodyear tires? Normally,  Goodyears don't suffer blow outs only on Sunday afternoons in autumn..

Authorities recently confiscated marijuana plants that were growing from the lamp post baskets on High Street, in downtown Millville, NJ.. Police have been receiving anonymous tips and suspect more drug activity taking place on Acid Trip Blvd., Needle Mark Lane, and Crystal Meth Court. Good work, Lou...

Driver Jeremy Mayfield reportedly tested positive a second time for methamphetamine.. If this is true, his NASCAR career is over.. On the bright side, Hollywood is calling and wants him to co-star in a sequel to "Speed Racer"..

Three more runners were gored over the weekend in Pamplona, Spain....The last time I heard of such a massacre at a bull run was when Stonewall Jackson was bitch slappin' the Union Army...

Their new online search tool is named "Bing" and purportedly will be included in all new pc's sold starting next year... Most people, including myself, have been Google users for years now...
So what will be the first thing users type into the search box when this thing automatically opens up on their computers..... "Uninstall Microsoft Bing"...

A Springfield, OH man got 90 days in jail for shooting his wife during sex.. The victim gave a statement in court prior to her hubby being sentenced; "I was surprised seeing my husband firing live ammunition at me during intercourse...normally all he shoots is blanks"..

Pop-princess Britney Spears is turning to gardening as a form of therapy. She is excelling at her new hobby. In fact; according to TMZ... "Britney is putting the 'hor' back in horticulture.."

A wayward goat wandered into a Carl's Jr. restaurant Wednesday in Mira Loma, CA....Before being corralled by the Riverside County S.D., the goat approached the counter and ordered a "Kids" meal....

The late George Harrison finally got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Tuesday...George's marker was supposed to be placed next to John Lennon...but Yoko intervened and broke up the Beatles .....AGAIN!!!