The upcoming World Conference Against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance in Durban will look at the question of reparations for slavery--something that the U.S.'s possible participation will help block. Indeed, we already have reparations--the free market worked in its own reparations: What do you think R&B stands for? Reparations for Black people! The last time I bought music by a white artist was 1989--white people everywhere are are buying up hip hop and rap albums. What do you think rap is short for? Raparations!

The Obama administration is grappling with whether America should participate in the Durban Conference Against Racism this April, which is bound to turn into an anti-Israel hate-fest. Which begs the question: Why is Israel's preferential treatment of Jews for citizenship necessarily "racist," or "apartheid"? Why isn't it ever "affirmative action"?

Girls being force-fed for marriage as junta revives fattening farms and from New Zealand Herald: "In Mauritania, a woman's size indicates the amount of space she occupies in her husband's heart," said Mint Ely, head of the Association of Women Heads of Households.

In saying recently that the country is still “voluntarily socially segregated,” Attorney General Eric Holder added that, unlike at our integrated workplaces, "on Saturdays and Sundays, America in the year 2009 does not, in some ways, differ significantly from the country that existed some 50 years ago.”

Holder probably just wants us to take an example from his old boss, Bill Clinton, and spend our free time among other races the way Clinton did when he made this love child:

Indeed, Bill Clinton spent his weekends with all three of these ladies:

The first black Attorney General, Eric Holder, last week told a crowd celebrating Black History Month that "in things racial we have always been and continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards."

Holder is right. Just look at whom most people were cowed into voting for.

At a charity event last week, actress and “singer” Cher told reporters that Republican rule almost killed her.

Oh well. Maybe next time.

“Friday the 13th” opened to a 45 million-dollar box office over President’s Day weekend, killing the competition and setting a record for the horror genre. I guess people are tired of the daily Islamic violence out there, and craved something a touch less gruesome.

In 2004 Muzzammil Hassan, a prominent member of the Muslim community in Buffalo, NY, founded Bridges TV network in an effort to increase understanding of Islam. To that end, last week he beheaded his wife.

Dutch parliamentarian Geert Wilders is being prosecuted by a Dutch court for pointing out the same thing that many imams remind parishioners of every day: that Islam and the Koran provide the basis for attacks on, and undermining of, Western democracy and values.

If Wilders is jailed for speaking out against fascist religions, I’ve got only one question: Are conjugal visits allowed?

So far in his first two weeks in office, Barack Obama has moved to suspend military trials of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay, succeeding in halting one against a jihadist who “crouched in the rubble waiting for U.S. troops to get close enough so he could take one of them out.”

This past election year, when the masses chanted “Vote or Die,” what that really meant was “Vote to Die.”

Well at least thanks to Obama, Osama bin Laden is probably already dead. From laughing his ass off.