JERUSALEM - The outbreak of swine flu should be renamed "Mexican" influenza in deference to Muslim and Jewish sensitivities over pork, said an Israeli health official Monday.

Deputy Health Minister Yakov Litzman said the reference to pigs is offensive to both religions and "we should call this Mexican flu and not swine flu," he [said]. 

How desperate does a Jew have to be to look for common ground with his killers -- by picking on a pig?

In response, however, a Muslim health official agreed, saying that the name "swine flu" is indeed offensive to Muslims, particularly since Jews are descended from pigs.

Meanwhile, as a Jew/pig, I consider the name suggested by Minister Litzman -- Mexican flu -- equally offensive, since I don't eat Mexicans.

Republican Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania has finally succumbed to his Jewish roots and will be running for reelection as a Democrat.

UK Police Identify 200 Children as Potential Terrorists

Two hundred schoolchildren in Britain have been identified as potential terrorists by a police scheme that aims to spot youngsters who are "vulnerable" to Islamic radicalisation.

Where is Planned Parenthood when you need them? 

Then again, I think this is the plan. 

Bill Bubba Clinton doesn't know the difference between an embryo and an egg. Check out this one-minute CNN video.

Bill Clinton Shows His Ignorance on Embryonic Stem Cell Research, Biology:

“If it's obvious that we're not taking embryos that can -- that under any conceivable scenario would be used for a process that would allow them to be fertilized and become little babies...then I think the American people will support this,” Clinton said.

Over and over during the course of the interview, Clinton falsely indicated that embryos are not fertilized: “I believe the American people believe it's a pro-life decision to use an embryo that's frozen and never going to be fertilized for embryonic stem cell research....”

You would think that with all the fertilizer Bill Clinton has released into the world, he would know the difference between an egg and an embryo.

No wonder he didn't understand the need for condoms (Gennifer Flowers told us about that, remember?): If there's no embryo in the woman, then nothing can be fertilized.

So now one wants to ask him: Has Chelsea been fertilized yet?

This confusion also may be related to Clinton's inability to tell the difference between consensual and compulsory sex. 

Everyone is going crazy because President Obama bowed to the Saudi king. But of course Obama bowed before the king. He heard that the standard Saudi greeting was a beheading.

A billion people across the world turned off their lights for one hour over the weekend to highlight the threat of climate change.

When the lights came back on, a million of them were found killed by terrorists.

From Politico.com:

After comparing his bowling to the Special Olympics on "The Tonight Show" Thursday, President Obama called Special Olympics Chairman Tim Shriver to apologize...[and] White House Deputy Press Secretary Bill Burton told reporters...that "[the remark] was in no way intended to disparage the Special Olympics.” 

Well, Obama damn well SHOULD apologize. Just think of how many retards voted for him.

*The above remark was in no way intended to disparage people who are actually retarded.

*Especially this guy, who was competent enough to not vote for him.

New "Twilight" heart throb Robert Pattinson reveals to GQ Magazine this month that he is about to embark on his first on-screen love scene. It will be with another guy.

Pattinson is playing Salvador Dali in his new movie "Little Ashes": "...I was like, 'Yeah--why not try to do something weird?'...And, you know, I haven't even done a sex scene with a girl in my whole career...Here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays [Federico Garcí] Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene..."

As if it wasn't obvious enough that he was a gay vampire cavorting with a raging teenage dike who puts the young Jodi Foster to shame, Pattinson wants there to be no question in viewers' minds as they futilely try to swallow the next installment of the "Twilight" romance. (Didn't even a single "Twilight" producer suggest, "Could you hold off on the gayness just 'til we're through with the series?")

Reuters reports: Obama's Safety Net: the TelePrompter

No other president has used one so consistently and at so many events, large and small...Obama has relied on a teleprompter through even the shortest announcements and when repeating the same lines on his economic stimulus plan that he's been saying for months....In a break from his routine, Obama did not use a teleprompter during his pre-Inauguration speech at a factory in Bedford Heights, Ohio — and his delivery seemed to suffer. He paused too long at parts. He accentuated the wrong words. And overall he sounded hesitant and halting as he spoke from the prepared remarks on the podium...

“The problem is, he never looks at you," [a television crewmember said.] He’s looking left, right, left, right — not at the camera. It’s almost like he’s not making eye contact with the American people.”

First lady Michelle Obama said she is confident that her husband will be able to wean himelf off the teleprompter just as he's done at home, where as of this year he no longer needs it to tuck the girls in at night.

On Friday Secretary of State Hillary Clinton presented Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov with a gift: a plastic red button on a yellow and black base with the Russian word for "reset" printed above it, symbolizing the Obama administration's desire for a new beginning in relations with Moscow. Only they got the wrong Russian word. Instead of “reset,” the word on the box meant “overcharge.”

Sheesh. You'd think that if anyone would have enough communists around to get the right Russian word, it would be the Obama administration.