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Scot Marinick
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"
Boston, MA
      
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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]
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Ok.I like to help you but I AM NOT BARAK Obama. Now if I was, I would fire the chief in charge of creating this ridiculous crap that a three year old can see through. Thanks... Best comment yet.
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You Stink!
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 Hilary forgot it takes her hours to put on her makeup, and some sneaky photographer took this picture of her just as she awoke to get her first cup of coffee. In the background you can see the girl scouts laughing.
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 I'm not from New York, but I just visited a friend of mine who works for the water department. New York is nuts. I thought Boston was nuts.
I am taking money out of the ATM and I just have about 10 bucks in my account at the time, and the ATM machine says in a loud deep voice "HEY! What are you broke, you bum"?
I said who said that?
ATM: Me you numbskull, who do you think your talking to Fred Astaire?
Or on other days, I took out 400 bucks and it says what are you getting Some WHORES! You GOING to SPEND ALL your Money on WHORES!!
Then the last night there, I stopped at the ATM it was about 3am.
ATM MACHINE: What do you want money for now at this hour? What are you? ONE of those CRACK addicts! Get a life retard!
Then the money pops out of the dispenser and I go to reach for it, and the damn machine pulls the bills back in. I take my hand away and the money pops back out again. I reach, and machine pulls it back in, I unreach, it pops out, I reach, it pops back in. Goes on like this for 30 minutes and the ATM machine is laughing hysterically..... Finally it spits my money out all over the street and I grab it and leave, while walking away it makes cat calls to me and calls me a sissy and calls me back to fight.. I just keep walking. What am I going to tell my kids when they grow up? Hey, if a ATM machine starts a fight with you, just keep on walking...Get away as fast as you can... Just get your money and go.
If you don't believe any of this, I did get a picture of ATM giving me the finger above with my cell phone camera. Every time I tried to put my secret code in it would block my view and give me the finger.
Only in New York....
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To Mexicans that grew up reading him love him, he has been around for 60 years. Memin is a poor Cuban-Mexican kid with bug eyes, thick lips and protruding ears. The mischievous and caring boy helps his mother by selling newspapers and shining shoes. Memin stands for honesty, justice, tolerance.
So whats the big deal. It's a comic book character. Leave it at that. It's not the looks that count but the message.
Wal-Mart will remove all Memin Pinguin comic books from it's stores, and find another product to replace it that is made in some third world country, made on child labor and created in sweat shops. Problem solved. Thank you Wal-Mart for being so sensitive.
Alfred E. Neuman is not the most handsome white guy I know, but to call him racist is a bit over the line. Mad Magazine is an ICON. How about Popeye or Bluto, the fat guy, or Wimpy. Americans just want to stir the racist stew over and over until it is never over. Time to move on and focus on thre real important issues. What are the more important issues, you may ask. Hell if I know?
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PETA is in uproar and demands all animals immediately be removed from harms way. Soldiers can stay, the animals have to go now, said PETA spokesman Bill Maher.
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Starbucks has donated 500 million dollars to Stem Cell Research, in hopes of finding a way to install a Starbucks in everyones head. Until that time they will just continue putting one on every block around the world.
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 Senator Hillary Clinton’s Election Committee HQ’s was broken into over the weekend. Thieves stole confidential information and a memo and photo of the Senators Cabinet pick, if she is elected President. For obvious security reasons no names have been released, but the F.B.I. has released a photo of her cabinet picks. If you see this photo around please contact the F.B.I. immediately at 1-800-WECAT-CHEM or 1-800-SUM-TIMES
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 Phil Gramm, a top adviser to Sen. John McCain, on Thursday stood by his comment that the country is in a "mental recession," and said he was trying to say the nation's leaders, not its people, were "whiners."
Pictured here is McCain teaching other Nation leaders the "Right" facial expression to make, when whining.
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Barber in Iraq calling next in line.
