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Scot Marinick "I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"
Boston, MA
     
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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]

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Ok.I like to help you but I AM NOT BARAK Obama. Now if I was, I would fire the chief in charge of creating this ridiculous crap that a three year old can see through. Thanks... Best comment yet.
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Hilary forgot it takes her hours to put on her makeup, and some sneaky photographer took this picture of her just as she awoke to get her first cup of coffee. In the background you can see the girl scouts laughing.
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 A black man asked me once “what are you?” Like I had to be classified as either Democratic or Republican. I did not know how to answer, I never considered that for a moment. This was back in 84 when I was protesting Abortion Mills.
That’s why I think it is funny when it’s okay for a woman to microwave her baby and it makes front line news, and she gets life in prison. But to microwave a baby inside her womb is okay. I just do not see the logic.
I do not understand the logic of why
Hollywood always votes and pulls for whoever is the democratic leader. It is like Cool to vote for the fool….
Same with Bikers, I never understood their mentality (the dress code) even though my Grandfather rode a Harley back in the 20’ his wife too. Way to go Grandma! But the whole group thing I never understood.
It’s like the
Hollywood group. Never understood them and never will.
Gore,
Clinton’s always made me sick at sight, but they were part of the group thing. Hugging and kissing and dancing and laughing. Just don’t get it. Same with Obama, he is part of the
Hollywood group thing.
After 9/11 all of the
Hollywood group thing was screaming and scared and asking for help, because the group broke up and they were alone, but a few months later they forgot….The group regrouped and believed they were in control again.
Now they are back at it again.. In the
Hollywood groove!
Do they really think it makes a difference who they put in the Whitehouse? Presidents are just puppets. Controlled by others who really pull the strings..
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I'm not from New York, but I just visited a friend of mine who works for the water department. New York is nuts. I thought Boston was nuts.
I am taking money out of the ATM and I just have about 10 bucks in my account at the time, and the ATM machine says in a loud deep voice "HEY! What are you broke, you bum"?
I said who said that?
ATM: Me you numbskull, who do you think your talking to Fred Astaire?
Or on other days, I took out 400 bucks and it says what are you getting Some WHORES! You GOING to SPEND ALL your Money on WHORES!!
Then the last night there, I stopped at the ATM it was about 3am.
ATM MACHINE: What do you want money for now at this hour? What are you? ONE of those CRACK addicts! Get a life retard!
Then the money pops out of the dispenser and I go to reach for it, and the damn machine pulls the bills back in. I take my hand away and the money pops back out again. I reach, and machine pulls it back in, I unreach, it pops out, I reach, it pops back in. Goes on like this for 30 minutes and the ATM machine is laughing hysterically..... Finally it spits my money out all over the street and I grab it and leave, while walking away it makes cat calls to me and calls me a sissy and calls me back to fight.. I just keep walking. What am I going to tell my kids when they grow up? Hey, if a ATM machine starts a fight with you, just keep on walking...Get away as fast as you can... Just get your money and go.
If you don't believe any of this, I did get a picture of ATM giving me the finger above with my cell phone camera. Every time I tried to put my secret code in it would block my view and give me the finger.
Only in New York....
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 Imelda Marcos wants to offload billions of dollars in frozen assets and hidden gold bullions to "save the world".
The former first lady sent a letter to US President Barack Obama about her desire to use her family fortune that her husband stole from the
Philippines to help stimulate the world economy, lawyer Oliver Lozano told The Star. What she did not tell the President that her husband stealing all that money made the Philippines one of the poorest and most corrupt nations on the planet.
If they Obama agrees she will tell him the secret location of the gold, it is buried somewhere near the
port of
Somalia, marked by an X, between two trees, a hut and a bunch of bullets.
Marcos has invited US First Lady Michelle Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as guests at her birthday party as well as Batman and Robin. Former dictator Ferdinand Marcos had amassed an estimated $35 billion in alleged ill-gotten wealth.
Picture: Hillary already getting dressed for event. Batman and Robin have declined but the Joker will be attending if he can get a weekend pass from
Gautama
Bay.
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PETA is in uproar and demands all animals immediately be removed from harms way. Soldiers can stay, the animals have to go now, said PETA spokesman Bill Maher.
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