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Scot Marinick
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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]

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Obama's Presidency Good or Bad

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Dec 27, 2008
Category: Blogs  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Obama at the very least will bring much need racial healing to America. If that is the only thing he accomplishes, well, it is well worth it.

How many more years before America wakes up and elects "A little Person" or a "Big Fat Person."  "A Handicapped Person." or even a "Talking Parrot dressed in a suit."

America may not be perfect, but we are on our way.


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Hillary Clinton Camps Out With Girlscouts

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton Camps Out With GirlscoutsHilary forgot it takes her hours to put on her makeup, and some sneaky photographer took this picture of her just as she awoke to get her first cup of coffee. In the background you can see the girl scouts laughing.

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Afghanistan

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2009
Category: Blogs  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

Afghanistan

 

U.S. Helping Afghan Farmers Give up Opium for Wheat.  Farmers have agreed that making 13 cents a week growing wheat is better then 3 million dollars a month. Ok.. Sure...

Have you ever wondered that President Karzai the current president of Afghanistan term is coming to an end shortly and he will be replaced. I just find it ironic that Karzai is coming out of office and his brother is the number one Opium Warlord in Afghanistan. Now they are pushing for a opium to wheat program. by the way when we invaded Afghanistan, Taliban had the Opium under control. There was none. Or you were dead. Why did we go to Afghanistan? Do think it was because of the Opium? Hmmm. Ah who gives a shit. Superbowl Sunday is the real deal.

Have you ever wondered how we are cutting troops in IRAQ and all of a sudden Afghanistan is blowing up out of control again, and it had been in control. All of a sudden Afghanistan is a dangerous place again. So we will replace all the troops that we withdraw from Iraq and send them to Afghanistan. Can you say duped. I'm sorry but I just can't understand how most American public can be so naive and think we are withdrawing or cutting back on wars and the money making war machine. It is like three card monty. Or the peanut shell trick. 

Obama the new savior. Ha.


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Hollywood Group Thang....

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2008
Category: Blogs  
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Hollywood

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Hollywood Group Thang....

A black man asked me once “what are you?”  Like I had to be classified as either Democratic or Republican. I did not know how to answer, I never considered that for a moment.  This was back in 84 when I was protesting Abortion Mills.

 

That’s why I think it is funny when it’s okay for a woman to microwave her baby and it makes front line news, and she gets life in prison.  But to microwave a baby inside her womb is okay. I just do not see the logic.

 

I do not understand the logic of why Hollywood always votes and pulls for whoever is the democratic leader. It is like Cool to vote for the fool….

 

Same with Bikers, I never understood their mentality (the dress code) even though my Grandfather rode a Harley back in the 20’ his wife too.  Way to go Grandma! But the whole group thing I never understood.

 

It’s like the Hollywood group.  Never understood them and never will.

 

Gore, Clinton’s always made me sick at sight, but they were part of the group thing. Hugging and kissing and dancing and laughing. Just don’t get it. Same with Obama, he is part of the Hollywood group thing.

 

After 9/11 all of the Hollywood group thing was screaming and scared and asking for help, because the group broke up and they were alone, but a few months later they forgot….The group regrouped and believed they were in control again.

 

Now they are back at it again.. In the Hollywood groove!

 

Do they really think it makes a difference who they put in the Whitehouse? Presidents are just puppets. Controlled by others who really pull the strings..

 

 


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870 Billion Stimulation Package

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Feb 22, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

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870 Billion Stimulation Package

Why do we always have the wrong people holding office when they are truly needed?


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Talking ATM machines in NYC

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Mar 11, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New York City

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Talking ATM machines in NYCI'm not from New York, but I just visited a friend of mine who works for the water department. New York is nuts. I thought Boston was nuts.

I am taking money out of the ATM and I just have about 10 bucks in my account at the time, and the ATM machine says in a loud deep voice "HEY! What are you broke, you bum"?

I said who said that?

ATM: Me you numbskull, who do you think your talking to Fred Astaire?

Or on other days, I took out 400 bucks and it says what are you getting Some WHORES! You GOING to SPEND ALL your Money on WHORES!!

Then the last night there, I stopped at the ATM it was about 3am.

ATM MACHINE: What do you want money for now at this hour? What are you? ONE of those CRACK addicts! Get a life retard!

Then the money pops out of the dispenser and I go to reach for it, and the damn machine pulls the bills back in. I take my hand away and the money pops back out again. I reach, and machine pulls it back in, I unreach, it pops out, I reach, it pops back in. Goes on like this for 30 minutes and the ATM machine is laughing hysterically..... Finally it spits my money out all over the street and I grab it and leave, while walking away it makes cat calls to me and calls me a sissy and calls me back to fight.. I just keep walking. What am I going to tell my kids when they grow up? Hey, if a ATM machine starts a fight with you, just keep on walking...Get away as fast as you can... Just get your money and go.

If you don't believe any of this, I did get a picture of ATM giving me the finger above with my cell phone camera. Every time I tried to put my secret code in it would block my view and give me the finger.

Only in New York....

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Imelda Marcos Wants to Save the World

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2009
Category: Blogs  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Imelda Marcos Wants to Save the World

Imelda Marcos wants to offload billions of dollars in frozen assets and hidden gold bullions to "save the world".

 

The former first lady sent a letter to US President Barack Obama about her desire to use her family fortune that her husband stole from the Philippines to help stimulate the world economy, lawyer Oliver Lozano told The Star. What she did not tell the President that her husband stealing all that money made the Philippines one of the poorest and most corrupt nations on the planet.

 

If they Obama agrees she will tell him the secret location of the gold, it is buried somewhere near the port of Somalia, marked by an X, between two trees, a hut and a bunch of bullets.

 

Marcos has invited US First Lady Michelle Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as guests at her birthday party as well as Batman and Robin. Former dictator Ferdinand Marcos had amassed an estimated $35 billion in alleged ill-gotten wealth.

 

Picture: Hillary already getting dressed for event. Batman and Robin have declined but the Joker will be attending if he can get a weekend pass from

Gautama Bay.

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Obama Wins Presidential Election

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Actor Alec Baldwin thanked God! And said. "I can return to the USA." He will be landing shorly in N.Y.C. from his place of residence for the last 8 years.  Malibu, California. 

His brother Stephen will be leaving the country shortly, because he said "If Obama Wins I'm leaving the USA." Fox News reports that he too will be staying somewhere in California. 

 


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Military Dogs Injured in Iraq

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 19, 2007
Category: Political  
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Iraq

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PETA is in uproar and demands all animals immediately be removed from harms way. Soldiers can stay, the animals have to go now, said PETA spokesman Bill Maher.

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Baby 'For Sale' On eBay Returns Home

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 4, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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eBay

51 Jokes  1 Videos

Parents were disappointed with the low bidding, they will wait until the child reaches teens to retry again.

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