The rules of November's DailyComedy.com "Get Discovered" contest were: "Write a caption for the photo."

And the winner of DailyComedy.com's "Get Discovered" Contest for November, 2006 and the $200 cash prize is...

Day 6 of 30 day goal of David Blaine jerking off non-stop in front of a plate of turkey.

U.S. Helping Afghan Farmers Give up Opium for Wheat.  Farmers have agreed that making 13 cents a week growing wheat is better then 3 million dollars a month. Ok.. Sure...

Have you ever wondered that President Karzai the current president of Afghanistan term is coming to an end shortly and he will be replaced. I just find it ironic that Karzai is coming out of office and his brother is the number one Opium Warlord in Afghanistan. Now they are pushing for a opium to wheat program. by the way when we invaded Afghanistan, Taliban had the Opium under control. There was none. Or you were dead. Why did we go to Afghanistan? Do think it was because of the Opium? Hmmm. Ah who gives a shit. Superbowl Sunday is the real deal.

Have you ever wondered how we are cutting troops in IRAQ and all of a sudden Afghanistan is blowing up out of control again, and it had been in control. All of a sudden Afghanistan is a dangerous place again. So we will replace all the troops that we withdraw from Iraq and send them to Afghanistan. Can you say duped. I'm sorry but I just can't understand how most American public can be so naive and think we are withdrawing or cutting back on wars and the money making war machine. It is like three card monty. Or the peanut shell trick. 

Obama the new savior. Ha.

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Thanks to USA bombing campain and US State Department program of free the Afghan. people, Afghain's do not have traffic problems. in facr they own just one vehicle for the whole land... I don;t know about you, but that looks like a hell of a lot more fun then stop and go traffic

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Maybe it’s me, but hasn’t California been on fire for the last 10 years.   Shouldn’t they have been burned down by now?   I think we should penalize them for screwing up the ozone layer.  Its ironic California is probably the most conservative State when it comes to protecting the environment and nature, but give them matches to play with and look out; they are like kids at a Bon Fire.  California even has an on-line photo club called "California Fire Photographers Association."  I propose we take away all matches from California and if they need to light one make it mandatory that someone from the East Coast be there to supervise.

Congressman Foley was bombarded by large marshmallows by men in pink uniforms as a teenager, it was revealed today.  I knew something would snap eventually said a source who did not want to be identified.  He has been carrying this around with him for a long long time. I think it’s sad about the pages but hopefully Congressman Foley can now get the help he needs.

AP NEWS:  The annual Earth Day gathering at Rose Bud, California, worshippers gathered and praised Mother Earth and also took a big hit of her. It was a joyous occasion, said the man in blue. I just felt happy all inside.