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Scot Marinick
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"
Boston, MA
      
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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]
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Ok.I like to help you but I AM NOT BARAK Obama. Now if I was, I would fire the chief in charge of creating this ridiculous crap that a three year old can see through. Thanks... Best comment yet.
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You Stink!
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 I'm not from New York, but I just visited a friend of mine who works for the water department. New York is nuts. I thought Boston was nuts.
I am taking money out of the ATM and I just have about 10 bucks in my account at the time, and the ATM machine says in a loud deep voice "HEY! What are you broke, you bum"?
I said who said that?
ATM: Me you numbskull, who do you think your talking to Fred Astaire?
Or on other days, I took out 400 bucks and it says what are you getting Some WHORES! You GOING to SPEND ALL your Money on WHORES!!
Then the last night there, I stopped at the ATM it was about 3am.
ATM MACHINE: What do you want money for now at this hour? What are you? ONE of those CRACK addicts! Get a life retard!
Then the money pops out of the dispenser and I go to reach for it, and the damn machine pulls the bills back in. I take my hand away and the money pops back out again. I reach, and machine pulls it back in, I unreach, it pops out, I reach, it pops back in. Goes on like this for 30 minutes and the ATM machine is laughing hysterically..... Finally it spits my money out all over the street and I grab it and leave, while walking away it makes cat calls to me and calls me a sissy and calls me back to fight.. I just keep walking. What am I going to tell my kids when they grow up? Hey, if a ATM machine starts a fight with you, just keep on walking...Get away as fast as you can... Just get your money and go.
If you don't believe any of this, I did get a picture of ATM giving me the finger above with my cell phone camera. Every time I tried to put my secret code in it would block my view and give me the finger.
Only in New York....
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Starbucks has donated 500 million dollars to Stem Cell Research, in hopes of finding a way to install a Starbucks in everyones head. Until that time they will just continue putting one on every block around the world.
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Rules of Engagement For McCain and Obama.
1. Music in background must be from "West Side Story" the "Jet Song."
2. No Brass knuckles, guns, broken coke bottles or clubs with nails.
3. Switchblades are the weapon of choice, biting, scratching, clawing are allowed.
The winner gets all the Latino voters.
Not all were happy with the rules of engagement.
One prominent Latino Spokesperson said, "This is an outrage in this day and age, to classify Latinos in this category of "West Side Story", but on the other hand, the Latino spokesperson went on to say "This should be a good battle." However, I would prefer a good cockfight. Si!
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Barber in Iraq calling next in line.
Let's give credit where credit is due. I think Carlin would agree. If it wasn't for Bozo I do not know where I would be today.
