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bix brillo
bix brillo
"How much is that doggy innuendo ?"

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Stand-up comedian...the story so far: i was born...told one joke after another, and before we knew it we were all in nursing homes.....have shared a stage with many fine comedians including jon reep, arj barker, amy schumer, tommy savitt, joe klocek, kurtis matthews, BT, leif skyving, steve mazan, beth schumann, marc yaffee, and many more.....find out more about me than you'll ever wished you knew at: www.myspace.com/bixbrillo

shel- the shtick guy says:

Nice job on the flu. Where the heck do you live? Want to give me your e-mail address? I'll reciprocate.
shel-the shtick guy.
You doing any standup?

Jim Bo says:

Bix, Nice meeting you and hearing a couple of your sets, TOP NOTCH STUFF! Look me up whenever your in the area.

Raymond Dean says:

Fresh views.
I like your style.

Ray Ellin says:

funny funny stuff

bix brillo says:

...thank you so much for the kind words...you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.......keep the baby, faith......
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jessica alba, genius

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Jessica Alba

6 Jokes

...actress Jessica Alba is refuting Bill O'Reilly's contention that she is a pinhead...quote Alba:  "I'm actually a very smart woman.  I went to some of the bestesest schools and got learned me a real good edumacation." 


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jillian barberie for nutri-system

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Weight Loss

240 Jokes  3 Videos

"Hi there. I'm Jillian Barberie and i lost 40 lbs on the nutri-system program in just 50 weeks. That's right, I lost 40 lbs in just 50 weeks. Just think, in another 150 weeks, you'll be rid of me completely."

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turning 50

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Weird  

...as far as I know, I wrote this joke...but we better check with steve knowles first, since he is the self proclaimed "authority" on who wrote what...just ask him, he'll tell you...and now the joke...
...Turned 50 recently, and i received two gifts...one was from my 15 yr old nephew, who gave me a book entitled "Your Sex Life After 50.".....192 pages.....ALL BLANK.....the other gift was from my business partner...a gift certificate good for one free visit from Dr. Jack Kevorkian.

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kim kardashian

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jun 3, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kim Kardashian

7 Jokes

...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future. 


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PMS

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dirty Mouth

2100 Jokes  60 Videos

...actress Linda Blair, a long time sufferer of PMS,  is producing a documentary about the affliction....show will be called the "Blair Bitch Project." 


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paris hilton's nudist colony adventure

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Paris Hilton

250 Jokes  10 Videos

...paris hilton made her first visit to a nudist colony...surprisingly she didnt like it...she skipped the welcoming ceremony...when asked why, she replied, "I just didnt have a thing to wear."

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richard simmons' sex change

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

...fitness guru richard simmons has decided to undergo a sex change operation...more on this as soon as he decides which sex he wants to change to.

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jenna jameson, student

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Feb 18, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Jenna Jameson

15 Jokes  2 Videos

...porn actress jenna jameson says she got into adult film industry because she wasnt the smartest kid in school....."I was a straight DD student." 


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Campbell's Soup for Seniors

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Apr 7, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Campbell's Soup Company has announced plans for a new line of soups for senior citizens. The first to be announced is Campbell's Large Type Alphabet Soup.

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winona's fountain of youth

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 19, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Winona Ryder

6 Jokes

...Winona Ryder has a secret for youthful looking skin....drinking 8 glasses of Aquafina water a day....and at 2 litres for $2, its a steal. 


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