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bix brillo
"How much is that doggy innuendo ?"
San Francisco, CA
      
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"Wharf Room Comedy"
December 1, 2009
Castagnola's Wharf Room Comedy, San Francisco, CA
Stand-up comedian...the story so far: i was born...told one joke after another, and before we knew it we were all in nursing homes.....have shared a stage with many fine comedians including jon reep, arj barker, amy schumer, tommy savitt, joe klocek, kurtis matthews, BT, leif skyving, steve mazan, beth schumann, marc yaffee, and many more.....find out more about me than you'll ever wished you knew at: www.myspace.com/bixbrillo
shel- the shtick guy says:
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Nice job on the flu. Where the heck do you live? Want to give me your e-mail address? I'll reciprocate.
shel-the shtick guy.
You doing any standup?
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Jim Bo says:
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Bix, Nice meeting you and hearing a couple of your sets, TOP NOTCH STUFF! Look me up whenever your in the area.
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Raymond Dean says:
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Fresh views.
I like your style.
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Ray Ellin says:
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funny funny stuff
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bix brillo says:
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...thank you so much for the kind words...you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.......keep the baby, faith......
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...as far as i know, i wrote this joke....but we may want to check with steve knowles, since he is the self proclaimed "authority" on who wrote what.....just ask him, he'll tell you....and now the joke:
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...as far as I know, I wrote this joke...but we better check with steve knowles first, since he is the self proclaimed "authority" on who wrote what...just ask him, he'll tell you...and now the joke...
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...As far as i know, I wrote this joke...but we better check with Steve Knowles first, since he is the self proclaimed expert on who wrote what...just ask him, he'll tell you.....and now the joke...
.....went to see a Led Zeppelin cover band the other day...but i think the singer was dyslexic....i knew for sure when they broke into "Hairway to Steven."
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...me and a couple of friends were having a beer, discussing our favorite watering holes...Luigi said he likes Beppo's Bar...he said at Beppo's, you buy your first drink, you buy your second drink, and Beppos buys your third drink...Patrick said he likes Muldoon's Pub...he said at Muldoon's you buy your first drink, and Muldoon buys your second drink...I said i like Kosinski's...at Kosinski's, they buy your first drink, they buy your second drink, and then they take you in the back room and get you laid...astonished, my buddies said, "That's amazing! How often do you go there?"...I told them, "Oh I haven't been there yet, but my sister goes there all the time."
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...first we had speed dialing....then it was speed dating....now we have speed sex....was on a speed date with a woman who suggested we go back to my place for "speed sex"....we got to my place, i opened the door, and she smoked a cigarette and left.
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...got a call from an old friend....hadn't heard from him since high school...he said he wanted to confess to something ....he said he fucked my prom date the night before the prom....I said, "But Tim, you know i took your sister to the prom."
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