Hector Medina, one of Argentina's wealthiest men, had his body cryogenically frozen until medical science can develop a cure for gunshot wounds. 

...workers at the Boone's Farm winery showed up to work to find the place vandalized and robbed.  Initially police had no idea who had broken in, and suspected a local gang had perpetrated the crime.  The case was solved when they found 4 teenagers passed out in a store room.  Apparently the vandals couldnt resist sampling the product and became so inebriated they couldnt find their way out. The four were charged with being bad to the Boone.    

Chaz Bono has successfully completed "gender reassignment" surgery and has lost her vaginaty. 

...a circuit court judge was bound over for trial after numerous jurors say the judge had been masturbating underneath his court robes.  The case was dismissed after the judge got off on a technicality.  

...the manager of a Jamaican reggae band was arrested at Kennedy airport and charged with smuggling 2 lbs of marijuana into the country.  The man insists he is innocent and was framed, but the authorities claim he was caught dread handed.