...there is a new social website for senior citizens.  www.seniorpeoplemeet.com , where you can join today, meet tomorrow, and forget who they are the next day.   

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child.  And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.   

...Carrie Prejean says making her infamous sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life.  The 2nd biggest was making the other 6 sex tapes.  

...Meyer Levy, a former Rabbi who renounced his faith in the 1980's, has been re-doctrinated back into the Hebrew faith.  When asked how it felt to enter a synogogue after all this time, Meyer replied, "Rejewvenated." 

...comedian Katt Williams was arrested and charged with taking $4000 worth of jewelry from a suburban Atlanta home.  Williams has pleaded innocent to the crime, but the D.A. insists its a jewel of denial.  

...Columbian culinary school has invented the "love dessert."  It's made from passion fruit and Viagra.  The concoction is quite delicious and low in calories, but the creators warn that you should consult your doctor if you have an appetite for it that lasts longer than 4 hours.   

Hector Medina, one of Argentina's wealthiest men, had his body cryogenically frozen until medical science can develop a cure for gunshot wounds. 

...workers at the Boone's Farm winery showed up to work to find the place vandalized and robbed.  Initially police had no idea who had broken in, and suspected a local gang had perpetrated the crime.  The case was solved when they found 4 teenagers passed out in a store room.  Apparently the vandals couldnt resist sampling the product and became so inebriated they couldnt find their way out. The four were charged with being bad to the Boone.    

Chaz Bono has successfully completed "gender reassignment" surgery and has lost her vaginaty. 

...a circuit court judge was bound over for trial after numerous jurors say the judge had been masturbating underneath his court robes.  The case was dismissed after the judge got off on a technicality.