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Kelli Dunham is the typical skateboard-riding, too many book reading ex-nun comic and Dork On A Mission.

During her recent "I am NOT a 12 Year Old Boy" tour (more than 100 shows in 11 months) Kelli performed, well, just about everywhere. From atop a ladder at the LGBT business expo. For the attendees of the Beltane Sacred Sexuality Conference (on the front row? A dude wearing a beret and a cape and nothing else). Penn State. St Luke's College in Sioux City Iowa. Long Beach, California Pride. The [more]

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Doctors will say anything... By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 28, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Doctor 295 Jokes  2 Videos

Doctors will say anything to fat people. First of all, if you're fat, that's what the problem is. Gallbladder problems? Faaaat. Headaches? Lose some weight blimpo! Cause of that nasty gunshut wound to the neck? The obesity epidemic, obviously. And they'll suggest anything. I had knee problems and my doctor told me a gastric bypass would help with that. It did, but buying better shoes would have helped too, and I wouldn't be shitting myself every time I eat cottage cheese. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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When you really want to have sex... By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 7, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

When you are waiting to have sex and you really want to have it...everything makes you horny. Reading the ingredients on a box of cereal. The smell of laundry detergent. Listening to "Car Talk" on NPR. Totally random things. "What is that? The theme song from The Golden Girls? Damn, I think I just came!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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And by good, I mean... By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 10, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

The bumper stickers that say "god is good all the time" crack me up. I mean, I might buy the "god is good" part but not the "all the time" part. I mean, really..."all the time"...really? Is this the same god that gives one kid a pony and another leukemia? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Procrastination By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 6, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

Okay maybe I do have a procrastination problem. But I've solved it by writing my "to do" list at the end of the day. I just jot down what I already did, and then check each item off. It can be a little depressing though, because yesterday only had two items 1. Eat cheetos 2. Look for porn on youtube. But in my defense, there are lots of cheetos in the world and not nearly enough porn on youtube. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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How is it milk? By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 9, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

So I like the taste of soymilk but I don't quite get it, how is it milk? I mean, except for being a white semi-opaque liquid. Is that all it takes? And who gets paid to milk a soybean? Don't their hands keep slipping off the tiny little udders? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Really? By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

I'm reading a book about writing right now, instead of writing, which is kind of meta-ironic if you think about it. Anyway, on the back cover it has this quote from Red Smith "to write, sit down at a typewriter and open a vein." Isn't that a tad dramatic? Is it really that bad? Realistically, it's not like being a coal minder. For chrissakes it's a job you can do in bed. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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At the museum By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 5, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic New York 1180 Jokes  34 Videos

Went with a friend to a place called the "New Idea" museum in New York. They consider themselves "edgy" in the art world, they even had an exhibit called "Piles of Laundry." How am I going to break it to the artist that I have that exact same exhibit in my closet? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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A first lady you can.... By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Feb 4, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Hillary Clinton 252 Jokes  11 Videos

At the 93 March on Washington, Lea Delaria said that Hillary Clinton was "finally...a first lady you could f***." I met Ms Clinton for work a few years ago and I confess I had some gloves and lube in my pocket. Just, yknow, in case. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Running from what? By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 19, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  31 Videos

I don't understand people who run marathons. "oh it's for my health." No, you run 3 miles for your health, you run 26 miles because your mother didn't love you enough. What are you running from, your overarching lack of self esteem? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Super sad! By: Kelli Dunham (C) Submitted: Jan 13, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

Tell-tale sign of depression. You say "well, life is short" and hear yourself following up with "thank god." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: