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Bill Lake
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I'm a freelance writer for the Late Show with David Letterman and SNL's Weekend Update. I've also written jokes for The Late, Late Show.

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Brad Pitt Helps Habitat for Humanity Build Home for Married Couple

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 31, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Brad Pitt

63 Jokes  5 Videos

Angelina to stop by later to wreck it.


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Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for Depression

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for DepressionTry tightening the noose a little.

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Trump Gives Miss USA Second Chance

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Dec 21, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

United States

4117 Jokes  60 Videos

She will retain title and full irrelevancy.


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Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Sheryl Crow

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Sheryl Crow Saves the EarthSheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic Surgery

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Mar 22, 2007
Category: News  
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Plastic Surgery

70 Jokes  2 Videos

Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic SurgeryFulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman.

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HarperCollins Publishing New O.J. Simpson Book, "If I Did It"

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Nov 16, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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OJ Simpson

81 Jokes  1 Videos

Proofreader in hot water for missing extra word in title.


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Nicole Richie Passes Out at Nightclub

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 30, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Nicole Richie

48 Jokes  2 Videos

Falls into bowl of pretzels, is accidentally eaten.


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Russian Solves Historic Math Problem, Shuns Prize

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 22, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Russia

140 Jokes  2 Videos


Would rather have date.


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Psst, wanna fillibuster?

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Larry Craig

36 Jokes  2 Videos

Psst, wanna fillibuster?It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page.

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Paris Strikes Again

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 8, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

250 Jokes  10 Videos

Paris Strikes Again

Also not hot, according to Paris: apostrophes, contractions, irony.


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