Angelina to stop by later to wreck it.

Planet asks friend, "Should I get this looked at?"

More illegals to now hit U.S. soil slightly winded.

World breathes sigh of relief; returns attention to Israel/Palestine.

A team of researchers has concluded that the baseball Mark McGwire hit for his 70th home run in 1998 was juiced. The team was unable to analyze McGwire's other balls as they've not been seen in years.

Falls into bowl of pretzels, is accidentally eaten.

Rock Music: "The feeling is mutual."

Here are the full results of the poll.

Britons Most Wary of:

5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

4. Kim Jong-iL

3. George Bush

2. Osama bin Laden

1. Dentists