MADRID, Spain (Reuters) -- The world's first ban on overly thin models at a top-level fashion show in Madrid has caused outrage among modeling agencies and raised the prospect of restrictions at other venues.  The mayor of Milan, Italy, Letizia Moratti, told an Italian newspaper this week she would seek a similar ban for her city's show unless it could find a solution to "sick" looking models. It made the mayor so sick that when she sneezed, three models fell off the runway.

NEW DELHI - The U.S. Embassy in New Delhi warned Friday that foreign militants, possibly al-Qaida members, may be planning to carry out bombings in India’s two major cities in the coming days.  U.S. officials intercepted an email on Thursday night stating that the telemarketers have gotten on their last nerve and that bombing their 2 biggest cities should at least put them off for awhile.

Harrisburg, Pa.-Pennsylvania is selling contraband merchandise collected at airports on E-Bay.  Merchandise such as knives, nail clippers and cuticle scissors are selling to the highest bidder.  Just think, your buying a case of second hand toiletries AND a case of HIV.

I can only imagine how they answer thier phone....Robin Hood Pawn Shop....we confiscate , so they won't detonate....how can we help you?

Apparently, the CEO of Procter and Gamble is Osama Bin Laden.

Dustin Diamond has a sex-tape of himself out, been popped for drug possesion, and found cheating on his wife.  Apparently, he wasn't saved by the bell.  Talk about having your life come a schreeching reality check.

Wisconsin girl got arrested for repeatedly texting.  Her “consecutive starting” and “most passing” of texts  in class yesterday landed her $298 ticket.  Apparently,  she didn’t think her teacher was the MVP of her education.

It's November 4 and already retailers are shoving Christmas music and merchandise down our throats.  Too fast.  And we wonder why teenagers are getting pregnant.  It's enough to make you elfin gag!