A woman was arrested for allegedly slipping some tranquilizers into her boss's coffee because she felt "he needed to chill out."   Police said the woman admitted slipping the drugs into Christian Bale's drink.  

Disney teen idol Miley Cyrus has been accused of taunting and mocking Asians by making slant-eye poses in a personal photograph with her friends.   Today Cyrus apolgized saying, "I so sorry my actions offended so many Japs and Chinks." 

 Another study shows that searching for porn on the Internet may stimulate more than just the brain.

The Fed has granted financially troubled AIG another 37.8 billion dollar loan days after company executives were criticized by lawmakers for spending $400,000 on a posh California retreat complete with spa treatments, banquets, and golf outings.  An anonymous source said that the loan would have been 50 billion dollars had AIG executives invited members of Congress to attend  the retreat.

Miley Cyrus performed a suggestive pole dance atop an ice cream cart during last night's Teen Choice Awards.  It was her answer to "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" 

This is the second time this month the federal government has rescued a troubled private company.  Today the government will announce it is bailing out the New York Mets by adding a couple arms to the beleaguered bullpen. 

Health officials report that swine flu can be transmitted through direct contact with pigs--really bad news for Bill Clinton.

Sarah Palin in her address to the Republican Convention last night described herself as an average "hockey mom."  So why then didn't she do a better job educating  her daughter on "keeping players out of the crease."