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Gary B.
Gary B.
"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."

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Dan Berry says:

Thanks for the comments. Just trying to keep up with you. You've set the bar high. Great stuff.

Kevin Jones says:

Keep up the good work brother.

Steve Knowles says:

After reading Josh F's comment about your Somali pirate jokes, I had to see the 45 jokes that were in that category; and they are mostly yours! lol Were you kidnapped by pirates as a child?

How did you go from ~600 posted jokes in March to over 1200 now? You are a joke machine!

Frank James says:

You continue to encourage.
Your joke depicting Dick Cheney waterboarding Stewie brought up many amusing images. Clever notion!

Frank James says:

Guess I'll add my thanks to all the rest, Gary, for your lavish and consistent encouragement.
Because I consider yours to be an expert opinion, it's all the more gratifying.
Keep racking up the staff picks!
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Interrogation Videotapes Destroyed

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Dick Cheney

155 Jokes  1 Videos

The CIA videotaped its interrogations of two top terror suspects in 2002 and destroyed the tapes three years later out of fear they would leak to the public and compromise the identities of U.S. questioners. (AP)

The CIA thought there was a remote possibility the public might be able to identify the interrogators as George Bush and Dick Cheney.

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Mary Carey Plans to Auction Breast Implants

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Plastic Surgery

70 Jokes  2 Videos

Mary Carey Plans to Auction Breast ImplantsPorn star Mary Carey unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity.


Not to be outdone, former Jag star Catherine Bell plans to auction off her breast implants that will include a complete autobiography.

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Moose Mounts Buffalo Statue

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

Moose Mounts Buffalo StatueRemarkably the buffalo actually got pregnant but seven months later delivered a stillborn

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Thieves Steal Ham and Bacon

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Cop

1358 Jokes  15 Videos

Australian thieves stole 16 tons of ham and bacon from a Sydney warehouse sometime over the weekend.

Before the thieves can "live high on the hog," police hope to put them away with the aid of fingerprint analysis, DNA testing , and cholesterol screening.

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Red Bull Pulls Ad

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Sudan

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Red Bull pulled an ad from Italian television that drew critcism for being disrespectful to Christianity. The advert depicted four wise men, instead of three, visiting Mary and the Baby Jesus in Bethlehem. The fourth wise man bore a can of the soft drink.

Red Bull is also considering pulling their ad on Sudanese TV that depicts a talking chimp named Mohammed holding the soft drink.

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Obama and Oprah

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 3, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

Obama and OprahOprah Winfrey has come out in support of Barack Obama. They will hit the campaign trail together later this month. They are expected to address huge, enthusiastic crowds on a wide range of important issues like immigration, education, and yo-yo dieting.

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Ozzy Osbourne Sells Belongings for Charity

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Ozzy Osbourne

10 Jokes  1 Videos

Ozzy Osbourne Sells Belongings for CharityHeavy metalist Ozzy Osbourne put many of his personal items up for sale during an auction for charity on Friday and Saturday. Items sold included a bat coat, skull sneakers, and his trademark round glasses.

The auction was a rousing success until Ozzy inadvertently tried to sell his wife and kids.

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Footprints Seen Around Mt. Everest

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 2, 2007
Category: Weird  

Footprints Seen Around Mt. EverestLarge footprints have been seen around Mt. Everest that some believe belong to the Abominable Snowman.

It's either the Abominable Snowman or Nick Nolte has taken up mountain climbing.

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Oprah Endorses Obama

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 2, 2007
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

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Barack Obama has received the endorsement of Oprah Winfrey.

In related news, Dennis Kucinich has been endorsed by Jerry Springer.

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Hillary Outlines Plan to Combat AIDS

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 30, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hillary Clinton

252 Jokes  11 Videos

In a speech Thursday, Hillary Clinton called for billions of dollars to be spent to combat HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases at home and abroad.

The most effective way to combat AIDS and other diseases is for Hillary to keep Bill on a tight leash.

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