The Klansmen  were upset that  Mississippi  decided to drop "Dixie" as a pep song.  And they became really incensed when they learned that "Dixie" was replaced with "Gangsta's Paradise."

Worried that she might be the gang's next target, police are giving 24-hour protection to Kirstie Alley. 

An insurance company cut a Canadian woman's  health benefits for depression, claiming she was healthy after seeing Facebook pictures of her smiling in a bikini at the beach.  The insurance company also claimed the woman listed on her MySpace page that her favorite song is "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 

Barack Obama was so busy during his Asian trip that he forgot to buy souvenirs for his daughters.  Fortunately, he found a couple "made in China" T-shirts at a DC Wal-mart.  

Thanksgiving is less than a week away.  Like the rest of us,  celebrities are getting ready for the big holiday.  Today Pamela Anderson took her turkey in to have its breasts enhanced.  

By 2011, Oprah will have been  talking virtually non-stop for 25 years--a record  surpassed only by Joe Biden.

UC's basketball  players would have joined the protest, but they couldn't find the classroom buildings.

In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.  

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive."

Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back.