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Gary B.
Gary B.
"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."

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Dan Berry says:

Thanks for the comments. Just trying to keep up with you. You've set the bar high. Great stuff.

Kevin Jones says:

Keep up the good work brother.

Steve Knowles says:

After reading Josh F's comment about your Somali pirate jokes, I had to see the 45 jokes that were in that category; and they are mostly yours! lol Were you kidnapped by pirates as a child?

How did you go from ~600 posted jokes in March to over 1200 now? You are a joke machine!

Frank James says:

You continue to encourage.
Your joke depicting Dick Cheney waterboarding Stewie brought up many amusing images. Clever notion!

Frank James says:

Guess I'll add my thanks to all the rest, Gary, for your lavish and consistent encouragement.
Because I consider yours to be an expert opinion, it's all the more gratifying.
Keep racking up the staff picks!
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Mom says son alert during 23-year coma

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Larry King

75 Jokes  4 Videos

I had no idea Larry King's mom was still alive. 


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Lots of celebrities appearing in Macy's Thanksgving parade

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Adam Lambert

11 Jokes

Adam Lambert will be riding on a float.  And don't be surprised to see him also riding a cast member from "Hair."


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New balloon at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Joe Biden

73 Jokes  1 Videos

A new balloon has been added to the Macy's parade this year--the Joe Biden balloon.  While all the other balloons will be filled with helium, the Joe Biden balloon is all hot air.   


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Radio City Rockettes

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Thanksgiving

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Radio City Rockettes

The Rockettes will again perform at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.  In fact, the Rockettes entertained the Pilgrims at the very first Thanksgiving.  Back then they were called the Plymouth Rockettes.


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Mohammed trial in NYC

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 23, 2009
Category: News  
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OJ Simpson

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Critics say the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in NYC will be a circus much like the OJ trial.   I don't know if I would go that far, but I understand Kato Kaelin has been subpoenaed as a witness.  


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RI bishop asked Kennedy in 2007 to avoid Communion

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 23, 2009
Category: Political  
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Ted Kennedy

51 Jokes  1 Videos

Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas Tobin asked Rep Patrick Kennedy not to receive Holy Communion because of  his support for abortion rights.  The bishop had also asked Patricks's father Ted Kennedy not to receive Holy Commuion--not because of his support for abortion rights, but because he would drink all the wine from the cup.  


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Thousands of strange creatures found deep in ocean

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 23, 2009
Category: News  

Thousands of strange creatures found deep in ocean

I think several of them have surfaced and appeared last night on the American Music Awards.  


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Senate health care bill is 2,000 pages

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Health Care

93 Jokes

The health care bill is nearly the same length as Stephen King's new novel---and just as scary!  


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12 Klansmen rally briefly before LSU-Ole Miss game

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Mississippi

39 Jokes  2 Videos

The Klansmen  were upset that  Mississippi  decided to drop "Dixie" as a pep song.  And they became really incensed when they learned that "Dixie" was replaced with "Gangsta's Paradise."


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Gang accused of killing dozens to sell human fat

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 22, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Kirstie Alley

40 Jokes

Worried that she might be the gang's next target, police are giving 24-hour protection to Kirstie Alley. 


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