Mysterious drag queen wins national karaoke contest. No one knows who he is, he just showed up, rocked the house and left!

Perhaps because for the government, it was just another small step in an ambitious space program which could ultimately see a Chinese Restaurant orbiting the Earth, a China Town on the moon, and a space suite cleaners on Mars.

In related news, South Korean space officials said Tuesday they plan to send an unmanned probe to the moon's orbit in 2020 and land a probe on the moon's surface in 2025 in hopes of opening several Carry Outs.

The country's Ministry of Science and Technology also announced it will develop a large-sized rocket capable of carrying 300 tons of fried chicken and mumbo sauce into space by 2017.

However they admit if this new vision is to work, African Americans will need to colonize the moon. They are already in negotiations with companies like Colt 45, Remy Martin and Boon's farm.

Well I’m sure he will feel at home in jail where multiple sex partners are common place.

In a dramatic twist in the end he has a change of heart as he goes for the last knock out and skull claim. He cloaks his way into Ali’s home only to be greeted with Ali's shaking right fist and mumbling words “Come on fool time for school“.

The Predator played by Floyd Mayweather Sr. then breaks down in tears…….

The End!

Mayweather was given the role primarily based on his striking resemblance to the deadly predator!

They all jumped around the question, I asked myself how I would answer that question and decided that I would answer by saying that I am not against illegal immigrants having drivers licenses but I would support a bill to limit the shit you can put on one car.

 There are reports that God fainted like 13 year old school girl from excitement when Michael Jackson arrived at the pearly gates. Mr. Jackson has several concerts schedule including a birthday party in December!

RIP MJ

The cult, which calls itself the "true Russian Orthodox Church," believes the world will end in May.

The cult leader is in police custody awaiting proceedings on charges that he set up an organization "whose activity is associated with violence on citizens and instigation to refuse to perform their civil duties," according to the state-funded Itar-Tass news agency.

In his own defense the leader said " Oh man I was only joking, I can't believe how stupid these people are golly gee!"

NEW YORK - The craze for touch-screen gadgets, sparked by Apple Inc's popular iPhone, is raising worries that a whole generation of consumer electronics will be out of the reach of the blind.

Motown icon Stevie Wonder and other advocates came to the world's biggest gadget fest, the annual Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas this week, to convince vendors to consider the needs of the blind.

I think it's silly to want more out of cell phones for the blind outside of a brail phone. It's like asking the music industry to put more vibration in it's music.

Wonder told a CES event that his wishlist included a car he could drive — which he acknowledged was probably "a ways away" — and a Sirius XM satellite radio he could operate.

But wait Stevie we have the technology!
 

But no really, I think the real concern here is the loyalty of the care takers of Stevie Wonder clearly nobody has mentioned to him that he has a half of head of braids.