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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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The Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990 By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 28, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Congress 246 Jokes  2 Videos

On July 26, 1990, congress passed the Americans With Disabilities Act and ever since then people in wheelchairs have been just a LITTLE too fucking cocky. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (4)  |  Rate it:

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Home Schooling By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 19, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic School 933 Jokes  35 Videos

My brother and his family live way the hell out in the Ozarks and they're homeschooling their kids. My little nephew Eric came up to me and said, "Guess what, Uncle Danny, this year I got straight A's!" "Gee, that's great Eric but I'm not surprised, I mean your dad IS banging the teacher." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Italian Men By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 5, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Hooker 193 Jokes  5 Videos

They say Italian men want a woman who is both 'Madonna and Whore' which seems to me a little redundant. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Whipping Old Ladies By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 29, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Sudan 22 Jokes

A British teacher in Sudan who looks like everyone's grandma is in danger of being whipped to death for inadvertently letting a little boy name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'. It is considered an insult to 'Islam'. How can you insult a 'religion' that whips grandmas to death for inadvertently naming teddy bears? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Condom In The Woods By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 6, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Birth Control 369 Jokes  9 Videos

The most embarrassing thing I ever did. In third grade I found a used condom in the woods and brought it to school for show-and-tell: "Every year about this time, the snakes shed their skins...." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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PHONE SEX By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 19, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

Why pay $10-$15 a pop to have some woman fake an orgasm over the phone? Save up your money and get a real woman to fake it in person. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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MOTIVATIONAL POSTER By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 27, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

I don't know about you but if I'm working in a shitty office and the boss puts an inspirational poster on the wall of some guy hang gliding in Maui, I'm not inspired to make more sales calls, I'm inspired to go hang gliding in Maui. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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VEGETARIAN DINER By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 20, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Vegetarian 31 Jokes

I was at a vegetarian diner. The guy next to me was eating their famous Nine Bean Chili with grilled tofu chunks and melted soy cheese on top along with a tall glass of soy milk. So basically he's eating beans mixed with chunks of beans with beans melted on top and washed down with a nice, cold glass of beans. He may be healthy but he ain't gonna be popular. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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BANKS ARE GIVING AWAY REAL ESTATE By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 14, 2007 Category: Weird

My friend Steve paid $400 for a weekend seminar on how to get rich in real estate. According to the brochure - "Banks are just giving away real estate - find out how you can get some!" Trust me, banks are NOT giving away real estate. We are talking about the people who put a long chain on a pen that doesn't work. I don't think they're giving away apartment houses. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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FORTUNE COOKIE By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 11, 2007 Category: Weird

Not really a joke but I just got a fortune cookie "You will win the respect of your pears". Can you believe there are people who entrust their fate to a fortune cookie? Me, I take charge of my fate - I open cookie after cookie till I find a fortune I like. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: