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Steve Stevens
Steve Stevens
"When life give hands you lemons....find a person that life has handed them vodka and have a party"

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Well im a full time morning radio personality. Ya know....one of those really hyper ones that makes ya sick ! hehehe Im a former stand up comedian and love the chance to get back on the stage when ever i can.
I have always been a fan of anyone that gets on the stage and makes people laugh. As many of you i remember my 1st ....um.....i mean 1st time ever on stage making people laugh that is. My exgirlfriend at the time had broken up with me for another guy and i was at my own personal lowest . [more]

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Hurricane Dean

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 18, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hurricane

71 Jokes

As Hurricane Dean continues to churn in the Atlantic packing 154mph winds, the National Weather service is showing the eye could make a direct hit close to the MEXICAN/USA border in Mexico. Border police are reporting the number of illegals trying to sneak over in the last 24 hours have slowed down, waiting instead to be blown over the border into the USA.

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Brittany's exbodyguard speaks

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

191 Jokes  8 Videos

Have you heard the new allegations from Britney Spears' ex bodyguard? Wow...allegations of nudity, drugs and rumored to have put a hit out on K-fed.......

I knew it was false....Britney hasn't put out a hit in years!

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Birth control for 11 year olds?

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

After an outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls, education officials in Portland Main have decided to allow one school's health center to make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11.....

The bad news is that young girls wont be able to take their birth control pills due to the child proof cap.

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Paris in China !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Nov 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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China

308 Jokes  8 Videos

Paris Hilton spent Thanksgiving in the country that is responsible for the recalls of toys due to traces of lead this year. Ms.Hilton was in China........

China has however now issued a recall of Paris due to a traces of........EVERYTHING.

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Brad and Ang to the rescue

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Brad Pitt

63 Jokes  5 Videos

BRAD PITT was in New Orleans yesterday to announce plans to build at least 150 eco-friendly homes in the city.......

Angelina Jolie meanwhile is adopting the entire 9th Ward

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Wanna live longer?? Look at women

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 3, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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A new study by gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby reveals to the New England Journal of Medicine that staring at women's breasts can prolong a man's life by as much as 5 years..........

Unless your wife catches you !!

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Vick is sentenced !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick

100 Jokes  1 Videos

Did you hear Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail for promoting dogfighting......

Some people think it’s a short sentence but in dog years its 13 years.

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TomKat stuff

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Sep 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Tom Cruise

80 Jokes  9 Videos

Woman's Day reports Katie Holmes has reached her boiling point with Tom Cruise. The Aussie tabloid claims she is tired of his demands to change her clothes and make-up as well as attend Scientology "mommy" classes. A source says, "Katie actually refers to herself as Tom's 'Stepford Wife' to her friends."

Tom says Katie can leave anytime she wants.....all she has to do is pick the lock ....Knock out the guards....swim across the moat and make her way across the mine fields in front of the compound....i mean house.

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Vote for me...get Viagra

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Dec 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Viagra

79 Jokes  4 Videos

Thailand's People's Power Party is outraged with a political opponent for bribing male voters with Viagra instead of cash........

Wow... giving out Viagra for votes??? Well, i'm sure this way they won't have to worry about dangling chads.

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Drew Carey hurt !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

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