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 Michael Vick

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 18, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick
100 Jokes  1 Videos

So Michael Vick has been indicted on charges of running a Dog Fighting operation at some property he owns in Virginia.

One thing Michael Vick cannot be accused or indicted of and that is thinking outside the box when pondering the question, "What Would I Do if I had a Million Dollars."

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 Susan Boyle Hospitalized

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Susan Boyle
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Singer Susan Boyle has been hospitalized and is being treated for exhaustion after finishing her stint on Britains Got Talent.

I am also being treated for exhaustion after hearing too much about Susan Boyle.

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 Mexican Swine Flu

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2009
Category: News  
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Swine Flu
74 Jokes  3 Videos

So Mexican Swine Flu could become a worldwide epidemic causing numerous deaths.

Haven't Mexicans and Pigs gotten it hard enough over the years?

Whats next, Polish Donkey Flu

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 Woman Hits Kids on Flight

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Airport
444 Jokes  17 Videos

An FBI affidavit alleges that Tamera Jo Freeman, 38, hit and cursed at her 4-year-old daughter and 2-year-old son during a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco to Denver last Monday.

This has inspired a new movie: Cunts On A Plane

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 Pedophilia not just a Catholic Church problem

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Religion
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The Vatican released a Statement today saying that pedophilia is not just a Catholic Church problem, and that other institutions should take steps to acknowledge and deal with such “wickedness” within their own ranks.

You hear that Kevin Bacon.

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 Adam "Pacman" Jones

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Pacman Jones
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Tennessee Titan Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for 1 year by the NFL for his involvement in a fight and shooting at a Vegas strip club.

Looks like the "white" dots are biting back at this Pacman.

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 Chris Benoit

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Wrestling
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So Wrestling stud Chris Benoit AKA The Canadian Crippler committed a murder/suicide. His wife and 7 year old son were found murdered and Benoit had hung himself.

Now his wife used to be his ring manager. Kind of odd that she would die like that. With the way that wrestling is scripted you'd think she would have known how to counter his finishing move.

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 Taco Bell Dog

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Taco Bell
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So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell. 

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 Jackson Memorial Service

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson
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Thousands of Michael Jackson fans gathered at Harlem's Apollo Theater to celebrate his life and music.

It's weird that they are honoring him at the Apollo considering he wasn't really black anymore.

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 Prison Rape

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 23, 2009
Category: News  
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Prison
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The National Prison Rape Elimination Commission issued an extensive report, five years in making, that found that more than 60,000 inmates are sexually abused every year.

I never thought the words "prison rape" and "commission" would be in the same name.

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