Thousands of Kenyan women have vowed to go on a weeklong sex strike to protest their country's leadership in hopes that the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace. I admire what these women are doing, although its really just a week that nobody gets AIDS.

 Beyonce Knowles has recently changed her name for her new album coming out. Her new name is Sasha Fierce. She justified the name change by saying:

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."

Hey Jay-z I think we just found your 100th problem. Turns out it is a bitch and shes insane.

Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, visited the Today Show this morning with her baby son Tripp and her father Todd to promote the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

Apparently Sarah Palin wanted to be there but she was off promoting the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Incompetence.

So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell. 

So Mexican Swine Flu could become a worldwide epidemic causing numerous deaths.

Haven't Mexicans and Pigs gotten it hard enough over the years?

Whats next, Polish Donkey Flu