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Dan Wilbur
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Recently deemed the smartest man alive by himself and this other guy, Dan Wilbur is proud to be a founding member of Bard College's Stand-Up Comedy Club. He has performed and produced several shows at Bard College, including two large shows that featured members of Olde English comedy troupe. Dan also produced a Roast of the (sort of) famous rapper Soul Khan, and performed an hour-long set at the Chautauqua College Club in Chautauqua, New York.

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Other Characters for Wii's New Punch-Out Game

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Jun 6, 2009
Category: Blogs  
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Other Characters for Wii's New Punch-Out Game

Jewy McJewstein and his huge bag of gold.  “By the power of my payis, I shall smite thee!  I’m gonna knock this shegetz right in his un-brissed blintz!”

Ulysses O’Flaherty who fights with a sack of potatoes and Catholic Guilt.  “Oh, no more dilly-dallying with te mitts!  I’m still tree sheets to da wind from the wake of the last guy I fought!”


Baba Ali, the Indian boxer who learned to fight in the slums of Mumbai. “Latika!!!”

White-Angst Mac: who fights with the strength of 10 lawyers trying to win back custody of Mac’s daughter.  “Did anyone see that Law and Order about the boxer?  What else was that guy in?”

Jafar from Aladdin.  (I think they actually did this one.)

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Other Wii Taglines...

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Feb 19, 2009
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
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Other Wii Taglines...

Wii want to make our girlfriends lose respect for us.

Wii want to remind ourselves constantly that our little siblings are better at something than Wii are.

Wii want to embarrass ourselves at parties by being “totally sick” at Mario Kart.

Wii want to violently thrash around until Link breaks something or Wii break the TV with the Wii-mote.

Wii want our Match.com profile to include “Cooking Mama” as a hobby.

Wii want to remind ourselves that this machine was designed for children.

Wii want to Wii-ken our shot at Grad School.

Wii want (need) another activity that gets better while drinking.

Wii want to die alone.

Wii want to play (sort of).


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Philoso-Wii

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Feb 19, 2009
Category: Blogs  
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Philoso-WiiA Wii-diculous blog already in progress!

Just when you were thinking, "Man, the internet needs have another comedian promote the shit out of a blog about nothing," Dan Wilbur delivers writing about his favorite hobby: Sadness.

http://philosowii.tumblr.com/


DEAREST Miis,

My name is Dan Wilbur. You may remember me from The Apiary, CollegeHumor.com, or that time I met your parents and did a poor job keeping the conversation going after the question “so…you’re a philatelist?”

This site is for YOU, the aberration from the norm that enjoys searching for Barbaro’s Treasure in Zack and Wiki, instead of gaining the trust of a young prostitute in your stolen car and beating her to death with a baseball bat after consummation.

For those of you who had the wherewithal to buy “cooler” or “less gay” video game systems, I invite you to leave any comments or questions you’ve been dying to ask a Wii player by e-mailing PhilosoWii@gmail.com.

This site will feature News and Reviews, but mostly it will chronicle a world seen through bluish-white glasses. If only I could type this all out with the mere flick of a wrist!

Until next time!

Wii’re all in this together!

Dan

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