I have looked into the future.The bad news is: Sarah Palin is elected President on November 6,2012.The good news is:On December 21,2012,the world comes to an end.

Newly-released documents show that Winston Churchill used to watch the movie "Bambi" late at night to inspire him during World War II.  ***MARLAR: It's also why he would never wander out into an open field with his mother.

Manjit Singh pulled a double-decker bus weighing more than eight metric tons over a distance of 21.2 meters with his hair.  Singh beat the previous record held by Don King.

Sadly, the world's largest gingerbread man is homeless as the bank foreclosed on his world's largest gingerbread house.

Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi Johnston is welcome to visit on Thanksgiving.  Coincidentally, Thanksgving is about a week after the Playgirl magazine hits the stands in which Levi shows the world his drumstick. 

   An extremely successful salesman once told me:  "If you would be interesting to others, tell men things they've never heard; tell women what they want to hear." 

The New York Yankees won the World Series after a 8-year World Series drought, despite having the biggest payroll of any MLB team.

To improve on their already heavy hitting roster (hadn't the Yankee's won), owner George Steinbrenner (accurately portrayed in tv's Seinfeld as a greedy, insane person), was ready to buy the high-scoring 1954 National League All-Star Team.

A new survey reveals that 1 in 20 Americans plan to buy a home next year. The other 19 live in the real world. 

The international police organization Interpol said there had been a worldwide surge in car theft, with one vehicle being stolen every 10 seconds. ***MARLAR: Boy, you gotta feel sorry for the owner of THAT car!

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.